Blobby: Okay, we’ve rigged the Log to be transported if Moustachia flies it holding onto these reins and if Roy picks it up from behind and carries it. I will steer and record from the top.
Moustachia: Hmm. That doesn’t seem wight.
Roy: Yeah, that’s kind of a bum deal…
Blobby: Wait – shh! There’s a commotion coming from the Torture Spa…
Mr. Demon: Whaa? ARE YOU TELLING ME THERE IS A LIBRARY FULL OF THE SECRETS OF THE ORIGIN OF THE UNIVERSE?
PF: *Mmmph, yes, the Professor Professor Professor Island Library – it is named after our leader, the President of Professor Island University, Professor Professor, he is…*
Mr. Demon: Enough! Wee Devils, we have to find this Professor Island!
Flying Devil: Whys boss? Are wees gonna gets an Associate Degrees?
Mr. Demon: Maybe! AND there is a secret power that all the creatures of this world are imbued with that is unknown. These odd little researchers seem to have tapped into that power to hide their island from me and have documented this power in their library…
PF: *…and we have an entire organizational system of dot droplets that categorizes all the information for easy access, a decimal system made of dew and collected by librarian insects…*
Mr. Demon: BAH! It will take some time, but we are going to force this little weirdo to tell us how to FIND PROFESSOR ISLAND!
Devils: Hee Hee! Yeah! I’m gonna major in accountin’! Woo!
Blobby: Oh no! If they find Professor Island, those poor old Professors will be defenseless against Mr. Demon and his hundreds of Devils!
Roy: Well let’s go get help!
Blobby: Yeah! Towards that Volcano where there is apparently a Town of Ninjas!
Moustachia: We’w save you Mama!
PF: *…now let me tell you about all of the letters of the Professor Island Alphabet, in order from least to most delicious…*
Current Mood: ...
Discoveries Made: Time Crisis!
Hereinto referenced: Blobby ¤ Blobby Log ¤ Flying Devil ¤ Moustachia ¤ Mr.Demon ¤ Professor Island ¤ Roy
