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Blobby Log Day 137

As written by Professor Fliggins in Chapter 9: Pantsylvania > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Cloudy-time; Day 137
Weather: See above.
Landscape: Rolling hills of cabbage farms and pant houses.

NOTES:

Vampire Pants: Here’s the door to the outside – be careful!  BLEH!

PF: I do not know why any mob would gather for you, Vampire Pants – you are so friendly!

Vampire Pants: Oh, you’ll see…  Good luck!

*C R E E E E E e e e e E E E E K!*

PF: You need to oil those ominous hinges…

Giant Mobs of Pants: There he is!  The Monster!  Get him!  Rarrr!

PF: Hmm…  What an angry collection of torch-wielding trousers…  Perhaps we should go back in… *SLAM!* …side.  Well.  Prepare to be torn apart, pals!

Blobby, Roy, & Moustachia:
Yay.

Muffled Voice of the Vampire Pants: BLEH!

Angry Liederhosen: Rip the Monster’s seams!

Hysterical Kulats: No!  Don’t hurt him, or his perfect seams!

PF: Oh, please do not disturb my fleshy seams!

Angry Liederhosen: Hey, this ain’t the creature.

Hysterical Kulats: Yeah, you’re not our magical dreamboat.

PF:
I have no idea to what either of you are referring, but I can safely say that you are correct – I am not the Vampire Pants…

Audibly-Disappointed Pants-Mobs: Awww…

Angry Liderhosen: Raspberries!

Hysterical Kulats: Okay, gang – let’s regroup and get back to making glittery poster board signs of adoration for the Vampire Pants.

PF: Wait – you LIKE the Vampire Pants?

Hysterical Kulats: Like?  We frickin’ totes all the way LOVE him!  Totes!

Hysterical Mob: Yay!

Angry Liederhosen: Not us!  We hate the creature and him stonewashed from the countryside!

Angry Mob: Grumble-grumble…

PF: Fascinating.

Angry Liederhosen: All right, all right everyone, false alarm.  Put the torches out.  Sharpen the seam-rippers so we’re ready for the REAL Vampire Pants!

PF: Roy, do you see among these two mobs of leggings any plaid professor pants like mine?

Roy: Negatory, chief.

PF: Well, we need to find some if we are going to find out how to get back to Professor Island in time to save it from Mr. Demon!

Blobby: Why do you keep reminding us that?  We know!

PF:
YOU know, Blobby, but the future readers of your Blobby Log Blob-Log will need to be reminded from time to time.  This ridiculous story must be very hard to follow!

Moustachia:
You said it, Mama.  So much exposition!

PF:
Anyway, let us infiltrate these two mobs and find some professor pants.  This may take a while…

Current Mood: Fashionable.
Discoveries Made: Mobs of love and hate seem equally deadly.

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