Hurry! Always hurry! We must get to Foodlandia before that Evil Mailbox tells Mr. Demon how to find Professor Island! Blobby – use your boneless body to pick the lock on Vampire Pants’s castle door so we may re-enter and get our Dirigible off the roof.
Blobby: You want me to squeeze into that keyhole? It’s dirty!
PF: THERE IS NO TIME FOR DICUSSIONS OF HYGIENE! Besides, you are a blob, squeezing into small , dark crevices is the best part of being spineless!
Blobby: Ugh. Okay. Roy, take dictation while I’m in there…
Roy: Uh… Okay. UM. LIKe thiS? Howt werk typmographer? PF says it’s just like writing by handbutI don’t thinkso it is that easy – stop yelling!- yes I’m writing what you’re saying . . this is hard. I wonder how the pink ninja is doing. she sure wuz swell… whassat? Oh 0- asdfjkl
Blobby: Move over. What’s this stuff?
Roy: Hey, typing is hard! Everyone was talking so fast!
PF: Cease your bickering! Thank you for picking the lock, Blobby – we are nearly to the roof…
Vampire Pants: BLEH! Oh, hello – what’s up?
PF: This talking hankie –
Stubbler Hankie: Hello.
PF: – has told me how to return home. I am all set to save my island from Mr. Demon!
Vampire Pants: That’s so great! BLEH! Let’s take you to your airship!
PF: Yipee!
Moustachia: Finawwy, ow twavews have puwpose!
Vampire Pants: Here she is, right where you blehft her! I even laundered the kerchiefs for you.
Stubbler Hankie: Nice.
PF: Oh, thank you so much, Vampire Pants!
Vampire Pants: No problehm. Say, did you convince those crazy pants mobs outside that I wasn’t a vampire and just regular, misunderstood pants?
PF: Ummm… You know, I do not think we really got around to that…
Vampire Pants: Oh. Well, thanks anyway. Let me help you into the basket here…
PF: Fire up the motor to this mother! We… are… OFF!
Vampire Pants: Bye, Professor Fliggins! You’re the only person who ever accepted me for who I am!
PF: Farewell, friend!
Vampire Pants: One last thing! Did you lock the door?
PF: What was that?
Vampire Pants: The door! Did you lock it?
PF: Uhhh…
Angry Pant Mob: The creature!
Hysterical Pant Mob: The dreamboat!
Vampire Pants: Oh no!
Pant Mobs: Get him!
PF: Bye now, Vampire Pants! Good luck and such! What a nice fellow…
Current Mood: Go go go!
Discoveries Made: Clean kerchiefs!
Hereinto referenced: Angry Pants Mob ¤ Blobby ¤ Hysterical Pants Mob ¤ Stubbler Hankie ¤ Vampire Pants
