Here we are! In sweet sweet PRISON! It is like, I am SO honored.
I cannot believe we have Discovered a new Creature, Blobby, a new People. That is to say, we have made the highest degree of Discovery that there is in all of Professor Island. SO HONORED.
The great watchers in the sky must have been very confused about what the heck I was doing these past few weeks. I am grateful they have not abandoned me in my searchings and guided me to this great place. PRISON. HONORED.
The Sausage Cadet Fellow (who did not appear to be made of wicker at all – I AM FASCINATED!) said that I will be here in this cell until they figure out what to do with me. He also said I better not try to chew through my delicious bars. He also gave my bottom a stab with his bi-dent when I tried to tag his face with my Official Discovery Tag. He also had a cute little hat! Did you see his cute hat, Roy?
Boy. Oh boy.
