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Blobby Log Day 49

As written by Professor Fliggins in Chapter 1: Hotdog Kingdom > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Morning; Day 49
Weather: Methinks I am being slowly steam-cooked!
Landscape: Not prison! Just kidding, I am still in sausage prison...

NOTES:

To pass the time, I will now begin tallying my days here in jail by making hash marks on the wall.  I have not been reading the timestamps of my Blobby Log, but I shall assume I have been imprisoned for at least 700 days thus far.  Time to start scratching 700 lines into…

Sausage Cadet: You still down here, Loopy Larry?

PF: Dear man, I have told you before, that is not my proper name!

Sausage Cadet: Whatever you say, Larry.

PF: Good sir!  I have a mind to chew through these tantalizing bars and let loose what for!

Sausage Cadet:
Oh please don’t be difficult, Loopy Larry – I am having a real bad day…

PF: Is that so? Do you hear that, Blobby, an invitation for emotional bonding!  I shall manipulate this poor fellow’s feelings in order to acquire my freedom from this penal kielbasa torment!

Sausage Cadet: What’s that?

PF: Nothing, nothing, my good man.  Please, tell me of your bad day.  Open up to old Loopy Larry, I will not exploit your feelings!

Sausage Cadet: Whatever.  I’m just stressed because the Hot Dog King has been yelling at me all week.

PF: You poor thing!  Why is your King so enraged?  Were you indolent?

Sausage Cadet: He’s always mad since he lost his crown.  That crown was the only thing he ever loved…

PF: Goodness!  Well you must allow me to speak with your King!  Why, I am an Expert Discoverist!  I could Discover your King’s crown in a jiffy!  With all my Discovery skills!  That I have!  Let me out!

Sausage Cadet: I don’t know man…

?: Let him try, Sausage Cadet!  He is clearly intensely harmless.

PF: Who is that?

Sausage Cadet: Yes, ma’am!  All right, Larry, let’s go.  We’ll see if you can really discover this crown…

PF: O sweet freedom!

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Current Mood: Phew!
Discoveries Made: FREEEEDOM!