Ms. Hilda!
Hilda: Good morning, my funny little pastry!
PF: Yes. Pastry… What is on this morning’s crown-hunting agenda? Are we to clue-gather and witness-grill? Hey, I said grill! That was an accident, but it is quite funny, as you are a Hot Dog! Do you get my joke?
Hilda: Ohhhkay. Calm down, buddy. Let’s just go for a walk, all right?
PF: Yes, madame!
Hilda: So this is my beautiful Hot Dog home.
PF: Oh goodness.
Hilda: Over there is the world-famous Hanging Bratwurst Gardens…
PF: …oh my…
Hilda: …and here is the mysterious Drive-Thru Window of Destiny.
PF: *salivating sounds* So… much… Discovery…
Hilda: It’s just a tourist trap, really… Hey, what are you doing?
PF: Tagging Discoveries! Taking Photopaintings! I must catalog your entire home…
Hilda: You’re putting tags on individual flower petals..?
PF: Discovery. Discover. *Wheeze* Famous. Must collect ’em all. *Huff*
Hilda: *SMACK* Get a grip, man! Why are you labeling everything?
PF: *Ahem* Well, my dear woman, it is my sworn duty to Discover the World thoroughly. By tagging everything in your Land, I will be able to bring our two countries together, thereby taming the Entire Known UNIVERSE.
Hilda: Fliggins, I don’t know where you got that idea. I am not too sure what Professor Island is, but there aren’t only two lands in the world – there are hundreds. Thousands perhaps!
PF: But… I… I don’t have that many tags…
Hilda: No, I’m sure you don’t. Fliggins, there is no way you can discover everything. Even if you were able to visit all the lands in all the world, there are forever new things created from the old. Newness is inevitable. I mean, discoveries are endless!
PF: Hilda, you are blowing my mind right now.
Hilda: Why don’t you maybe focus on one discovery for every new land you visit, and just collect those for now.
PF: I do not know… That goes against my Oath.
Hilda: Fliggins, rules are an important foundation, but they don’t come with a mind. You have to supply that yourself and decide when rules should be followed, and when you should write your own.
PF: I see. NEW rules… ReDiscovering Discovery one Discovery at a time…
Hilda: Yes. One at a time.
PF: I will try. This is hurting my brain.
Hilda: Good, that means you have one.
PF: Perhaps we should just focus on the King’s crown then..?
Hilda: Yeah, about that…
PF: Hey! My Dirigible!
Hilda: Your what?
