Blobby: Hello. This is Blobby. PF dropped me after a Bean Police Officer caught him painting “P. Flig is your FATHER” on the mayor’s house. The Log, Roy and I are currently resting in the back of a Bean Police Cruiser Carriage. He is driving through the streets of Bean Village looking for PF and the 3BT.
Roy: I hope they slap some sense into him when they catch him.
Blobby: Me too, Roy. I hope they slap him a lot. Oh, um, the police officer is talking…
Officer Beanchowski: It’s hard out here on these streets. You gotta wake up each morning, splash your face with cold water, and ask yourself in the mirror: “Is this the day I finally breakdown? Is this the day I’m gonna lose it?” That day hasn’t come yet. But it’s gonna happen – and may there be divine mercy for the sad Bean who has to be on the other end when I do finally snap…
We’re coming up on Lentil Boulevard – this is scumbag central. I once saw some punk Beans standing on the corner… On the corner! This place is rife with loiterers. It makes me sick to my stomach and I just want to curl in a ball and cry and cry…
Hey, what’s that under that Bean kiddie pool? It’s that mutant Bean! HEY!
He’s on the move…
Blobby: Oh goodness…
Officer Beanchowski: HQ, this is Beanchowski, I’ve spotted the perp and he’s attempting to flee the scene… very slowly. He appears to be middle-aged, disheveled and shirtless.
HQ: Shirtless. Roger.
Officer Beanchowski: Halt!
PF: You will not be catching me, Bean-Fuzz! I have my rights! I have my rights!
Officer Beanchowski: Stop, you ridiculous thing!
PF: What! What! This does not prove nothing! You do not prove nothing! I am a man! Ow! Ow, my arm!
Officer Beanchowski: Settle down, crazy. Just settle down.
PF: You are going to bruise me, sir! Ow-ee!
Officer Beanchowski: Get in the back of the cruiser, punk!
PF: OW. Criminey! What a brute! Hey, Blobby – you are in the back of the carriage too! What did you get picked up for? They cannot prove nothing on me.
Blobby: I am so ashamed.
PF: You hear me, Bean-Fuzz!
Current Mood: A Pile of Shame.
Discoveries Made: A New Low for DJ Jazzy P. Flig.
Hereinto referenced: Bean Village 911
