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Blobby Log Day 76

As written by Professor Fliggins in Chapter 4: Dark Forest > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Dusk; Day 76
Weather: Crispy.
Landscape: Breath-stealing.

NOTES:

TRIUMPH!  TRIUMPH AGAIN!  We are finally flying once more in my Dirigible, and even though the Bean Gas smells like sadness, I cannot be brought down now!  Due North from Bean Village and hopefully to Professor Island once more!  I wonder if they will welcome me as a Hero or shun me as a Weirdo.  Regardless, I yearn to re-Discover home.  Re-Discoverism, this is perhaps a new Field of Study I can propose at the University.  Lovely.

So many new Friends made back there.  I wonder if new Friends are in store for me in the Future.  I am full of Wonder, but it is a slower kind than before.  I have tempered Wonder.  Less giddy-shaking-Wonder.

Ohh, this Country is remarkable.  So many geographical features I have never before seen!  Is that a great Volcano in the distance?  And look at this misty forest.  Misty Dark Forest we are flying toward.

Oh Terrible Discovery!What is that now?  Coming out of that Forest?  Some kind of blurry red blur?

It is flying and red and blurry.  Hmm.  Coming at us.   Many red blurries.  Oh.  Um.  Oh.  Oh the blurry blur is attacking!   Oh we are going down right at a big sticky puddle!  I just had this thing fixed!

Oh no!  Oh dear! Oh Terrible Discovery!

Limited Edition Plush Discovery 4

Current Mood: Consarnit!
Discoveries Made: A Flying Devil!

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Blobby Log Day 77

As written by Professor Fliggins in Chapter 4: Dark Forest > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Sticky; Day 77
Weather: Blurble!
Landscape: Blarble!

NOTES:

NO PASTRIES!Where am I?  Where am I?  Is this sticky-town?  Am I in Sticky-Town?

Blobby: My files are everywhere; I think we landed in some kind of sticky puddle.

Roy: *Gurgle-gurgle-gurgle*

PF: Sticky Town!

Blobby: Yes, you said that, PF.

PF: So sticky.  Who is that there?

Blobby: No one’s there, PF.  Are you sleeping?  It looks like your eyes are closed.

PF: Go away you!  I do not have any baked goods for you!  I do not even enjoy baking!

Blobby: Um, Roy, what’s happening?  Oh man, your whole floor of the log is covered in this sticky syrup stuff.

Roy: Blurp!

PF: Leave me alone!  I am sorry I do not know about BAKING!

Blobby:
Uh-oh.

Moustachia:
*sniffle* Why is Mama acting so weiwd?

Blobby: I don’t know, but let’s stay away from this sticky dark stuff.

PF:
Pies!  Leave me be!

Current Mood: Loveraged!
Discoveries Made: Paulbert!

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Blobby Log Day 78

As written by Professor Fliggins in Chapter 4: Dark Forest > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Blarp; Day 78
Weather: Gargamel.
Landscape: Blerble.

NOTES:

...Blobby: Moustachia, I don’t think PF and Roy are gonna wake up…

PF: *grumble grumble the Oath grumble*

Moustachia: Not gonna wake up?  Mama, no!

Blobby: Well, not unless we help them.  Whatever this dark syrup is, I think it’s put them into some sort of trance.  PF seems to be having constant nightmares, and Roy seems to be photopainting them still.  It’s kinda scary.

PF: *mumble grumble THE OATH!  I BROKE THE PROFESSOR ISLAND OATH! grumbbb*

Blobby: Shh!  We better find some kind of cure soon, or those Flying Devils are gonna hear him and we’ll be cooked for sure!

PF: *umph! No Professor Stubbler, do not bake me!  Do not bake my buns for Oath-breaking!  My buns thoroughly apologize, Professor Stubbler!*

Moustachia: Quiet, Mama!

Flying Devil: Heya!  I thinks I hearded somethins from ova heerre!

Blobby: Uh-oh!

Moustachia: We’w cooked!

PF: DO NOT BAKE ME!

Flying Devil: Heere thay are!

Current Mood: Dargle.
Discoveries Made: I AM SORRY I LEFT IN SHAME!

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Blobby Log Day 79

As written by Blobby in Chapter 4: Dark Forest > Vol. 1

Timestamp: ...; Day 79
Weather: ...
Landscape: ...

NOTES:

Blobby: Are you okay, Moustachia?

Moustachia: What awe they doing with Mama?

Blobby:
The Devils have him tied up in this dank lair.  Luckily, I don’t think they noticed us in the basket of the Dirigible when they dragged us in here.  Let’s just keep still and hopefully we can overhear a way to save Roy and PF.

PF: *mmph Shamey shame!  I left in shameity shame sham sham shame…*

Blobby: Poor, PF — these nightmares are pretty constant.

...Flying Devil:
Deez guy’s a real nutball, eh boyz?

Devils: Yeah yeah!  Nutball fer sures!

PF: I am sorry, Professor Ancestors!  I am sorry I am not a Baker!  *Grumble*

Flying Devil: The Dark Syrup really did a numba on this whack-a-mole, he’s tree kinds a’bonkers!  Wait’ll Mr. Demon meets this tube sock!  He’ll do like seven triple takes and be all, “Wha??  What a wingnut!”

Devils: Totes der buddy!  Totes!

PF: No! Get away scaried face Fellow!  I cannot help that I ran away, scaried, monocled face Fellow!  Fellooooow!!!

Current Mood: ...
Discoveries Made: ALL THE SCARY FACE FELLOWS!

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Blobby Log Day 80

As written by Blobby in Chapter 4: Dark Forest > Vol. 1

Timestamp: ...; Day 80
Weather: ...
Landscape: ...

NOTES:

Blobby: Man, these photopaintings are really freaking my stuff out.  Roy!  Snap out of it, Roy!

Moustachia: Snap, Woy!

Blobby: I think he’s actually photopainting PF’s nightmares.   Some of these pictures look kinda like Professors from back on the Island, but they’re all freaky Cyclopses.

PF: *grumble I am sorry I left you…*

Blobby: I don’t know…  Roy keeps making these nightmares, I think we’re gonna have to restrain him.  It’s not healthy!

Roy: Yar!

Blobby: Sorry old pal, it’s for your own good!

Flying Devil: Hey, you’s guys, let’s tickle this sleeping turnip!

Devils: Yeah yeah!  Tickle ‘em!

Blobby: Oh no!  PF!

PF: *Tee hee…  grumble grumble…  tee hee hee…  Shame – giggle giggle!*

?: What’s going on here?  Why are you tickling this grumbling mound of burlap?

Flying Devil: Sorries, bozz!  He’s been conked out fer a few days from da Dark Syrup – he fell rights into a big puddle of da stuff when we attacked hiz flyin’ airship here.

Boss: Ah, Dark Syrup… so effective, so evil.  What IS this creature anyway?

Flying Devil: We don’ts knows, but he’s super ticklish!

PF: *Tee hee!  Professor Island!  Take me back, baby!*

Flying Devil: Geez, he keeps mumblin’ and cryin’ bout this ‘professing eye gland’ – it’s pathetic I tell ya!

Boss: Hmmm…  Professor Island?  A whole place full of ingenious airship builders like this?  Surely, this sounds like a land we could invade and exploit.  Bring him into the Torture Spa, underlings – I want to Discover more about this Professor Island.

Mr. Demon?!Devils: Sure thing, Mr. Demon!

Blobby: Oh boy.  I better make a drawing of this Mr. Demon guy while Roy is incapacitated: he seems pretty important!

Moustachia: And ugwy!

Blobby: And ugly, Moustachia.  So ugly.

PF: *Mmph – If you do not cease making me laugh Professor Stubbler then you will make milk burst forth from my nostrils!*

Current Mood: ...
Discoveries Made: Mr. Demon!

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Blobby Log Day 81

As written by Blobby in Chapter 4: Dark Forest > Vol. 1

Timestamp: ...; Day 81
Weather: ...
Landscape: ...

NOTES:

PF: Oweeeee!

Torture SpaBlobby:
That Torture Spa sounds pretty brutal.  Mr. Demon’s been working PF over for a while now.  I wish there was something I could do to help, but now that I’m photopainting AND typing the log, I can’t get away.  What am I to do?

Moustachia: I can fwy to get hewp.

Blobby:
An adorable proposition, Moustachia, but I couldn’t let you go out alone.  You’re just a baby!

Moustachia: YOU’W the baby!

Flying Devil:
Hey checks this out, fellas – I stole some sorta experrymintal-type Dark Syrup anteedote from Ninjatown!

Blobby: ?

Devils: Oh man!  That’s the bizness right there!  How’d you do it?!  How’d you get it?

Flying Devil:
I planted cherry bombz in Mount Feroshi so doze dummy-head Ninjas would thunk it was eruptin’!  Thens I snucked into their not-so-secret Anti-Dark Forest dojo and swipeded it while theys wuz all tryin’ ta appease Feroshi the Dino Slug!  I’m the awesomest!

Devils: You sure am!

Blobby: Antidote?!  We must get enough to awaken Roy from his Dark Syrup trance.  Moustachia, do you think you can fly over to soak some up in your whisker body?

Moustachia: You got it, dewd!

Blobby: If we wake up Roy then he can take back his photopainting duties and we’ll run to this Ninjatown place to get help and rescue PF!

PF: Owee-ow-ow!  My goodness!

Current Mood: ...
Discoveries Made: I can't draw!

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Blobby Log Day 82

As written by Blobby in Chapter 4: Dark Forest > Vol. 1

Timestamp: ...; Day 82
Weather: ...
Landscape: ...

NOTES:

SPLAT!Blobby: Hurry, Moustachia!  Get back here!  Roy’s broken his restraints!

Roy: Yar!

Blobby: He’s shooting his colored inks everywhere!  He’s possessed by the Dark Syrup!

Roy: YAR!  *splat splat*

Moustachia: I’m hewe – soaked in the antidote!

Blobby: Perfect!  Now, drip over Roy’s mouth!

Moustachia: I can’t!  You’w gonna have to wing me out!

Roy: Yar! *splat sploosh* Yar-ar-ar!

Blobby: What?  That’s… gross!

Moustachia:
It’s the onwy way!

Roy: Yar, I say! *splooshy splat splat splooshity sploosh!*

Blobby: Okay!  Come here!

Moustachia: OWWWW!

Blobby: AHH!  Sick!

Roy: YA-A-A-A-A-A-R!!!  *KA-BOOM!!!!*

Blobby: Oh my.

Moustachia: *Boo-hoo-hooo*

Roy:
Hey guys, how’s it going?  Where’s the Professor?

Current Mood: ...
Discoveries Made: An amazing technicolor nightmare jacket.

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Blobby Log Day 83

As written by Blobby in Chapter 4: Dark Forest > Vol. 1

Timestamp: ...; Day 83
Weather: ...
Landscape: ...

NOTES:

Quick!Blobby: Okay, we’ve rigged the Log to be transported if Moustachia flies it holding onto these reins and if Roy picks it up from behind and carries it.  I will steer and record from the top.

Moustachia: Hmm.  That doesn’t seem wight.

Roy: Yeah, that’s kind of a bum deal…

Blobby: Wait – shh!  There’s a commotion coming from the Torture Spa…

Mr. Demon: Whaa?  ARE YOU TELLING ME THERE IS A LIBRARY FULL OF THE SECRETS OF THE ORIGIN OF THE UNIVERSE?

PF: *Mmmph, yes, the Professor Professor Professor Island Library – it is named after our leader, the President of Professor Island University, Professor Professor, he is…*

Mr. Demon: Enough!  Wee Devils, we have to find this Professor Island!

Flying Devil: Whys boss?  Are wees gonna gets an Associate Degrees?

Mr. Demon: Maybe!  AND there is a secret power that all the creatures of this world are imbued with that is unknown.  These odd little researchers seem to have tapped into that power to hide their island from me and have documented this power in their library…

PF: *…and we have an entire organizational system of dot droplets that categorizes all the information for easy access, a decimal system made of dew and collected by librarian insects…*

Mr. Demon: BAH!  It will take some time, but we are going to force this little weirdo to tell us how to FIND PROFESSOR ISLAND!

Devils: Hee Hee!  Yeah!  I’m gonna major in accountin’!  Woo!

Blobby: Oh no!  If they find Professor Island, those poor old Professors will be defenseless against Mr. Demon and his hundreds of Devils!

Roy: Well let’s go get help!

Blobby: Yeah!  Towards that Volcano where there is apparently a Town of Ninjas!

Moustachia: We’w save you Mama!

PF: *…now let me tell you about all of the letters of the Professor Island Alphabet, in order from least to most delicious…*

Current Mood: ...
Discoveries Made: Time Crisis!

Hereinto referenced: ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤

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Blobby Log Day 84

As written by Blobby in Chapter 4: Dark Forest > Vol. 1

Timestamp: ...; Day 84
Weather: DARK!
Landscape: FOREST!

NOTES:

Blobby: Boy, they call this the Dark Forest for a reason, I can’t see a thing!

Roy: You’re… not… allowed… to complain.

Moustachia: My head huwts!

Blobby:
Sorry, friends, but if I don’t sit atop the Log, steering and documenting our Adventure, then I will be in breach of my Stenographer Oath, future generations will be robbed of these historic moments, and I totally got a thing with my backbone…

Roy: You don’t have a backbone!

Blobby: Fair enough.  Let’s take a breather and get our bearings.  Roy, you can maybe even photopaint!

Roy: *grumble grumble*

Blobby: The volcano – Mount Feroshi was it? – is still a good distance away.  I don’t know how we’ll ever make it to this Ninjatown for help…

Flying Devil: Hey yous!  I thought I saw somethins ridiculous-like runnins out of the Darks Lair!

Blobby: Oh noes!

Flying Devil: I’m gonnas thump you goods I will!

Roy: Darn!  I knew I should have worn gloves to cover my inky trail!

Blobby: Roy, we’re done for!

Attack!Moustachia: Hey, wait a second!  I’w show you to be jewk-mouth!

Flying Devil: Whoa whoa!  Stays away from theres, ya cookie duster!

* S N A P ! *

Flying Devil:
My wings!  You wreckeds ‘em!  You’ll pays for this in both literal and figurative fashions…

* C R A S H ! ! ! *

Blobby: Moustachia, what’d you do?

Moustachia: His wings wewen’t weawy weaw!  I chewed frew‘ the stwap and made him cwash!

Roy: Brilliant!

Blobby: That faker wasn’t even a real Flying Devil, he’s just got magic attachable wings!  Well, let’s hurry up and get out of here before he comes to – MUSH!

Roy: Ugh…

Current Mood: ...
Discoveries Made: The Flying Devil is a LIAR!

Hereinto referenced: ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤