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Blobby Log Day 143

As written by Professor Fliggins in Chapter 10: Lumplands > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Morning; Day 143
Weather: Preachy.
Landscape: Super Lumpy.

NOTES:

Well, it has been SO LOVELY meeting you, Mr. Lump and chatting about… um… the environment and all…

Land Lump: Likewise, my child.

PF: Yes…

Land Lump: I am of the environment…

PF: Yes! We REALLY must be going though – we have, you know, AN ENTIRE ISLAND TO SAVE FROM EVIL and all…

Land Lump: Of course…

PF: Allllll right, let us…

Flying Devil #1: Heys! What’s thems?

Roy: Flying Devils!

PF: Eeep!

Blobby: We’re doomed!

Land Lump: Quickly, children – place these little Lumps on your heads.

PF: Huh?

Land Lump: The flying red anger will think you are just part of the Lumplands. Hurry!

PF: Very well… come here, you!

My Life Has Meaning!Little Lump: Tee hee! My life has meaning now!

PF: Ugh…

Flying Devil #1: Heys! What’s is goin’s on heres?

PF: (in a high-pitched, Lumpy voice) Oh, nothing at all, good sir! Just Lumping around!

Blobby: Yep! Lumpity doo da!

Roy: Mmmhmm!

Moustachia: We’w weawwy wumpy!

Flying Devil #1: Hmms… I don’ts knows…

Flying Devil #2: Hey, everyones knows that Lumps can’ts lie!

PF: (squeaky still) YES! We are allergic to fibbery!

Flying Devil #1: Okays, but we’s gonna stays patrolin’ the skies here…

Flying Devil #2: Yeahs – if somethin’ funny happens, yous is meat-dead-like!

PF: (so shrill, so shrill) Of course! We will resume our Lumping! Lump, lump, lump, lump… Eh, chums?

Blobby, Roy & Moustachia: Lump, lump, lump…

Flying Devil #1: What a bunch a maroons!

PF: Great. Now we cannot fly away. This is great… Super radical great…

Tattle Lump: Land Lump, the countryside! Look!

Land Lump: What is that, my little… OH MY SWEET GOODNESS NO!

PF: Whassat?

Land Lump: Look at all this LITTER! On my hilly Lumps! Oh no… oh goodness…

Roy: Hey, PF – isn’t that the garbage we dumped to lighten the Dirigible?

PF: Shh!

Land Lump: This is just AWFUL. The Great Lump Mother is SCREAM WEEPING AT THIS ENVIRONMENTAL TRAVESTY!

PF: Hmm… Yes… a real bum out, to be sure. I wish that we could stay and help, but we really must figure out how to leave… without flying… or removing these squishy camouflage Lumps from our noggins… Ugh…

Land Lump: AHHHH!

Current Mood: Confuzzled. That is right. I am confuzzled to the maximum.
Discoveries Made: The texture of the underside of a Lump.

Hereinto referenced: ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤

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Blobby Log Day 87 (part one)

As written by Blobby in Chapter 5: Ninjatown > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Late Morning; Day 87
Weather: Not Dark!
Landscape: The Battlefield!

NOTES:

Blobby: Thanks so much for saving us, Ms. Pink Ninja, ma’am.

Pink Ninja: It’s no problem, Blobby.  We’re always happy to thwart Mr. Demon’s dim-witted minions!

Blobby: And an excellent thwarter you are!  But, well, our boss, Professor Fliggins, is still trapped in that Mr. Demon’s lair.

Pink Ninja: Oh no!  Wait…  do you like your boss?

Blobby: He’s all right.

Moustachia: We wove him!

Pink Ninja: Oh no!  Hmm… we’re not super sure where Mr. Demon’s lair is.  And even if we did, it’ll be pretty heavily guarded.

Roy: Maybe we could ask that fake Flying Devil we captured how to get there.

Pink Ninja: Good idea, my seven-footed friend!  Hey, ugly, where’s Mr. Demon’s lair?

Flying Devil: I’ll nevers tell!  Nevers! Not a peepz!

*slippity slap tap tap slap*

Flying Devil: Ow!  Quit it nowz!  My face and brains hurts sumpin’ ouch!  Ow!  It’s in the Grumpy Tree, just Souths of the Stink Lagoon!

Pink Ninja: I knew it!  All right, girls, you want to go infiltrate the Dark Forest and save this Professor Floggins?

Pink Ninjas: Yeah!

Blobby: It’s Fliggins, but yeah!  Let’s do it!

Flying Devil: Good luck, here come somes of my buddies to saves me!

Flying Devils: Let’s go get that joik backs – he owes me monies!

Pink Ninja: Oh no!  All right, gang, you fight off these Devils and hold ‘em here, I’m gonna take this piece of wood into the Dark Forest and infiltrate Mr. Demon’s lair covert-style.

Blobby: Like a snake!

Pink Ninja: No, like a Ninja.

Blobby: That too!

SWOOOSH!Pink Ninja: Gimme those detachable wings, Flying Devil…

* R R R R R R I I I P ! ! ! *

Flying Devil: Ows, my dignity and shoulders is bruised, simultaneous-like!

Pink Ninja: I’ll just attach these with some Ninja Gum and AWAY WE GO!

Blobby: Don’t worry, PF – we’re comin’ for ya!

Moustachia: Hooway!

Current Mood: Adventuresome!
Discoveries Made: Detachable Wings!

Hereinto referenced: ¤ ¤ ¤

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Blobby Log Day 86

As written by Blobby in Chapter 5: Ninjatown > Vol. 1

Timestamp: ...; Day 86
Weather: Sunshine - I can see it!
Landscape: Trees rushing by.

NOTES:

Blobby: Go go go go go go go go GO GO GO GO GO!!!

Moustachia: We’w huwwying as fast as we can!

Blobby: Huwwy faster!  Those Flying Devils are gaining on us!

Roy: You could help, buddy.

Blobby: There’s no time to help, RUN!

Flying Devil: We’ll teach yous guys to steals our antidotes!

Blobby: Yikes.  So they found that out…

Flying Devil: Yous is lucky there’s so many trees in our ways, else we’ds be chewin’ yer faces alreadys!

Blobby: Chew your own face!

Roy: Blobert, don’t taunt the vicious flying demons!

Blobby: You’re not my dad!

Moustachia: Oh no, a cweawing!  We’w doomed!

Blobby: No where to hide!  Ruh-roh!

Flying Devil: Yeahs!  No wheres indeeds!

Blobby: Well all right.  Certain peril.  Okay.  Let’s do this…

?: What the heck is this?  Why are these uggos chasing this log?

Blobby: Whassat? Photopainting_86

Flying Devil: Oh cripe!  Ninjas, of the levitatin’ Pink variety!

Pink Ninja: That’s right!  And I don’t know what this scurrying piece of wood did to you, but I’m sure it’s harmless.

Flying Devil: Nuh-uhs – they stoles the Dark Syrup antidotes what we stoles rightfully from yous!

Pink Ninja: You stole antidote from us?  That’s it!  C’mon, girls, let’s pummel them into Devil-paste!

Flying Devil: Aw, nertz…

*SMASH – BOOM –CRASH – slapslapslap – FOOM – FACE BREAK – Ka-BLAMMY!*

(Blobby ed. Note – it is very difficult to typographically capture just how much Devil-butt these Pink Ninjas are kicking.)

*BLAMMO!*

Devils: Let’s gets outta here!  Yeah!  My face and body hurt!

Flying Devil: Yous cowards!  Gets back here!

Pink Ninja: All right – surround this lead Devil, Ladies!  We’re takin’ him into Ninja-custody!

Flying Devil: Super nertz!

Blobby: Oh thank you so much, Pink Ninjas!  We’re so lucky you Discovered us…  Oh hey – DISCOVERY!!!

Limited Edition Plush Discovery 5

Current Mood: Pink Saved!
Discoveries Made: Pink Ninja!!!

Hereinto referenced: ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤

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Blobby Log Day 84

As written by Blobby in Chapter 4: Dark Forest > Vol. 1

Timestamp: ...; Day 84
Weather: DARK!
Landscape: FOREST!

NOTES:

Blobby: Boy, they call this the Dark Forest for a reason, I can’t see a thing!

Roy: You’re… not… allowed… to complain.

Moustachia: My head huwts!

Blobby: Sorry, friends, but if I don’t sit atop the Log, steering and documenting our Adventure, then I will be in breach of my Stenographer Oath, future generations will be robbed of these historic moments, and I totally got a thing with my backbone…

Roy: You don’t have a backbone!

Blobby: Fair enough.  Let’s take a breather and get our bearings.  Roy, you can maybe even photopaint!

Roy: *grumble grumble*

Blobby: The volcano – Mount Feroshi was it? – is still a good distance away.  I don’t know how we’ll ever make it to this Ninjatown for help…

Flying Devil: Hey yous!  I thought I saw somethins ridiculous-like runnins out of the Darks Lair!

Blobby: Oh noes!

Flying Devil: I’m gonnas thump you goods I will!

Roy: Darn!  I knew I should have worn gloves to cover my inky trail!

Blobby: Roy, we’re done for!

Attack!Moustachia: Hey, wait a second!  I’w show you to be jewk-mouth!

Flying Devil: Whoa whoa!  Stays away from theres, ya cookie duster!

* S N A P ! *

Flying Devil: My wings!  You wreckeds ‘em!  You’ll pays for this in both literal and figurative fashions…

* C R A S H ! ! ! *

Blobby: Moustachia, what’d you do?

Moustachia: His wings wewen’t weawy weaw!  I chewed frew‘ the stwap and made him cwash!

Roy: Brilliant!

Blobby: That faker wasn’t even a real Flying Devil, he’s just got magic attachable wings!  Well, let’s hurry up and get out of here before he comes to – MUSH!

Roy: Ugh…

Current Mood: ...
Discoveries Made: The Flying Devil is a LIAR!

Hereinto referenced: ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤

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Blobby Log Day 83

As written by Blobby in Chapter 4: Dark Forest > Vol. 1

Timestamp: ...; Day 83
Weather: ...
Landscape: ...

NOTES:

Quick!Blobby: Okay, we’ve rigged the Log to be transported if Moustachia flies it holding onto these reins and if Roy picks it up from behind and carries it.  I will steer and record from the top.

Moustachia: Hmm.  That doesn’t seem wight.

Roy: Yeah, that’s kind of a bum deal…

Blobby: Wait – shh!  There’s a commotion coming from the Torture Spa…

Mr. Demon: Whaa?  ARE YOU TELLING ME THERE IS A LIBRARY FULL OF THE SECRETS OF THE ORIGIN OF THE UNIVERSE?

PF: *Mmmph, yes, the Professor Professor Professor Island Library – it is named after our leader, the President of Professor Island University, Professor Professor, he is…*

Mr. Demon: Enough!  Wee Devils, we have to find this Professor Island!

Flying Devil: Whys boss?  Are wees gonna gets an Associate Degrees?

Mr. Demon: Maybe!  AND there is a secret power that all the creatures of this world are imbued with that is unknown.  These odd little researchers seem to have tapped into that power to hide their island from me and have documented this power in their library…

PF: *…and we have an entire organizational system of dot droplets that categorizes all the information for easy access, a decimal system made of dew and collected by librarian insects…*

Mr. Demon: BAH!  It will take some time, but we are going to force this little weirdo to tell us how to FIND PROFESSOR ISLAND!

Devils: Hee Hee!  Yeah!  I’m gonna major in accountin’!  Woo!

Blobby: Oh no!  If they find Professor Island, those poor old Professors will be defenseless against Mr. Demon and his hundreds of Devils!

Roy: Well let’s go get help!

Blobby: Yeah!  Towards that Volcano where there is apparently a Town of Ninjas!

Moustachia: We’w save you Mama!

PF: *…now let me tell you about all of the letters of the Professor Island Alphabet, in order from least to most delicious…*

Current Mood: ...
Discoveries Made: Time Crisis!

Hereinto referenced: ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤