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Blobby Log Day 81

As written by Blobby in Chapter 4: Dark Forest > Vol. 1

Timestamp: ...; Day 81
Weather: ...
Landscape: ...

NOTES:

PF: Oweeeee!

Torture SpaBlobby: That Torture Spa sounds pretty brutal.  Mr. Demon’s been working PF over for a while now.  I wish there was something I could do to help, but now that I’m photopainting AND typing the log, I can’t get away.  What am I to do?

Moustachia: I can fwy to get hewp.

Blobby: An adorable proposition, Moustachia, but I couldn’t let you go out alone.  You’re just a baby!

Moustachia: YOU’W the baby!

Flying Devil: Hey checks this out, fellas – I stole some sorta experrymintal-type Dark Syrup anteedote from Ninjatown!

Blobby: ?

Devils: Oh man!  That’s the bizness right there!  How’d you do it?!  How’d you get it?

Flying Devil: I planted cherry bombz in Mount Feroshi so doze dummy-head Ninjas would thunk it was eruptin’!  Thens I snucked into their not-so-secret Anti-Dark Forest dojo and swipeded it while theys wuz all tryin’ ta appease Feroshi the Dino Slug!  I’m the awesomest!

Devils: You sure am!

Blobby: Antidote?!  We must get enough to awaken Roy from his Dark Syrup trance.  Moustachia, do you think you can fly over to soak some up in your whisker body?

Moustachia: You got it, dewd!

Blobby: If we wake up Roy then he can take back his photopainting duties and we’ll run to this Ninjatown place to get help and rescue PF!

PF: Owee-ow-ow!  My goodness!

Current Mood: ...
Discoveries Made: I can't draw!

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Blobby Log Day 79

As written by Blobby in Chapter 4: Dark Forest > Vol. 1

Timestamp: ...; Day 79
Weather: ...
Landscape: ...

NOTES:

Blobby: Are you okay, Moustachia?

Moustachia: What awe they doing with Mama?

Blobby: The Devils have him tied up in this dank lair.  Luckily, I don’t think they noticed us in the basket of the Dirigible when they dragged us in here.  Let’s just keep still and hopefully we can overhear a way to save Roy and PF.

PF: *mmph Shamey shame!  I left in shameity shame sham sham shame…*

Blobby: Poor, PF — these nightmares are pretty constant.

...Flying Devil: Deez guy’s a real nutball, eh boyz?

Devils: Yeah yeah!  Nutball fer sures!

PF: I am sorry, Professor Ancestors!  I am sorry I am not a Baker!  *Grumble*

Flying Devil: The Dark Syrup really did a numba on this whack-a-mole, he’s tree kinds a’bonkers!  Wait’ll Mr. Demon meets this tube sock!  He’ll do like seven triple takes and be all, “Wha??  What a wingnut!”

Devils: Totes der buddy!  Totes!

PF: No! Get away scaried face Fellow!  I cannot help that I ran away, scaried, monocled face Fellow!  Fellooooow!!!

Current Mood: ...
Discoveries Made: ALL THE SCARY FACE FELLOWS!

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Blobby Log Day 78

As written by Professor Fliggins in Chapter 4: Dark Forest > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Blarp; Day 78
Weather: Gargamel.
Landscape: Blerble.

NOTES:

...Blobby: Moustachia, I don’t think PF and Roy are gonna wake up…

PF: *grumble grumble the Oath grumble*

Moustachia: Not gonna wake up?  Mama, no!

Blobby: Well, not unless we help them.  Whatever this dark syrup is, I think it’s put them into some sort of trance.  PF seems to be having constant nightmares, and Roy seems to be photopainting them still.  It’s kinda scary.

PF: *mumble grumble THE OATH!  I BROKE THE PROFESSOR ISLAND OATH! grumbbb*

Blobby: Shh!  We better find some kind of cure soon, or those Flying Devils are gonna hear him and we’ll be cooked for sure!

PF: *umph! No Professor Stubbler, do not bake me!  Do not bake my buns for Oath-breaking!  My buns thoroughly apologize, Professor Stubbler!*

Moustachia: Quiet, Mama!

Flying Devil: Heya!  I thinks I hearded somethins from ova heerre!

Blobby: Uh-oh!

Moustachia: We’w cooked!

PF: DO NOT BAKE ME!

Flying Devil: Heere thay are!

Current Mood: Dargle.
Discoveries Made: I AM SORRY I LEFT IN SHAME!

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Blobby Log Day 76

As written by Professor Fliggins in Chapter 4: Dark Forest > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Dusk; Day 76
Weather: Crispy.
Landscape: Breath-stealing.

NOTES:

TRIUMPH!  TRIUMPH AGAIN!  We are finally flying once more in my Dirigible, and even though the Bean Gas smells like sadness, I cannot be brought down now!  Due North from Bean Village and hopefully to Professor Island once more!  I wonder if they will welcome me as a Hero or shun me as a Weirdo.  Regardless, I yearn to re-Discover home.  Re-Discoverism, this is perhaps a new Field of Study I can propose at the University.  Lovely.

So many new Friends made back there.  I wonder if new Friends are in store for me in the Future.  I am full of Wonder, but it is a slower kind than before.  I have tempered Wonder.  Less giddy-shaking-Wonder.

Ohh, this Country is remarkable.  So many geographical features I have never before seen!  Is that a great Volcano in the distance?  And look at this misty forest.  Misty Dark Forest we are flying toward.

Oh Terrible Discovery!What is that now?  Coming out of that Forest?  Some kind of blurry red blur?

It is flying and red and blurry.  Hmm.  Coming at us.   Many red blurries.  Oh.  Um.  Oh.  Oh the blurry blur is attacking!   Oh we are going down right at a big sticky puddle!  I just had this thing fixed!

Oh no!  Oh dear! Oh Terrible Discovery!

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Current Mood: Consarnit!
Discoveries Made: A Flying Devil!

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