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Blobby Log Day 89 (part one)

As written by Blobby in Chapter 5: Ninjatown > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Late Morning; Day 89
Weather: Stealthy.
Landscape: Ninjatowny.

NOTES:

Blobby: Man, how long has PF been recuperating with Ol’ Master Ninja?

Roy: *Sigh* I don’t know.

Moustachia: FOWEVEW!

Blobby: …You should really talk to a speech therapist, Moustachia…

Moustachia: Wew, maybe you should tawk to a pwastic suwgeon!

Roy: What’d you say about my mother!

Pink Ninja: GUYS!  Calm down.  You’ve got to be patient – the Professor has been under evil control for so long, it’s going to take a lot of meditation and stuff to get him better.

Blobby, Roy, & Moustachia: UGH.

Moustachia: Ow fwustwation is pawpaboo!

Pink Ninja: Clearly.

?: Greetings, friends.

Pink Ninja: Ninja Consultant!  What have you heard?  How’s the Prof.?

Ninja Consultant: Not good.  I made this graph to represent in a descending wavy line just how bleak it’s getting for the guy.

Moustachia: Wahh!

Blobby: Wow, that’s a great graph…

Ninja Consultant: Thank you.  Ol’ Master Ninja requests the little friends here to come and do what they can.

Roy: What can we do?

Blobby: Yeah, like what does he expect us to do short of drink Dark Syrup ourselves so that we can have our minds meld through the Dark Psychosis that PF is in so we can photopaint and dictate his unconscious thoughts?

Ninja Consultant: Um.  Well.  You better just come with me.

Blobby: Oh darn.

Roy: Way to go, Blobert!

Blobby: Shut up!  I didn’t know…

Pink Ninja: Boys, I’m sure Ol’ Master Ninja would only suggest such a measure if it was totally safe.  Just calm down and go with Ninja Consultant.  I’ll stay here with Moustachia.

Blobby & Roy: Yes’m.

Ninja folk

Current Mood: *Ulp!*
Discoveries Made: A Friendly, One-Armed Fellow...

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