Vampire Pants: Here’s the door to the outside – be careful! BLEH!
PF: I do not know why any mob would gather for you, Vampire Pants – you are so friendly!
Vampire Pants: Oh, you’ll see… Good luck!
*C R E E E E E e e e e E E E E K!*
PF: You need to oil those ominous hinges…
Giant Mobs of Pants: There he is! The Monster! Get him! Rarrr!
PF: Hmm… What an angry collection of torch-wielding trousers… Perhaps we should go back in… *SLAM!* …side. Well. Prepare to be torn apart, pals!
Blobby, Roy, & Moustachia: Yay.
Muffled Voice of the Vampire Pants: BLEH!
Angry Liederhosen: Rip the Monster’s seams!
Hysterical Kulats: No! Don’t hurt him, or his perfect seams!
PF: Oh, please do not disturb my fleshy seams!
Angry Liederhosen: Hey, this ain’t the creature.
Hysterical Kulats: Yeah, you’re not our magical dreamboat.
PF: I have no idea to what either of you are referring, but I can safely say that you are correct – I am not the Vampire Pants…
Audibly-Disappointed Pants-Mobs: Awww…
Angry Liderhosen: Raspberries!
Hysterical Kulats: Okay, gang – let’s regroup and get back to making glittery poster board signs of adoration for the Vampire Pants.
PF: Wait – you LIKE the Vampire Pants?
Hysterical Kulats: Like? We frickin’ totes all the way LOVE him! Totes!
Hysterical Mob: Yay!
Angry Liederhosen: Not us! We hate the creature and him stonewashed from the countryside!
Angry Mob: Grumble-grumble…
PF: Fascinating.
Angry Liederhosen: All right, all right everyone, false alarm. Put the torches out. Sharpen the seam-rippers so we’re ready for the REAL Vampire Pants!
PF: Roy, do you see among these two mobs of leggings any plaid professor pants like mine?
Roy: Negatory, chief.
PF: Well, we need to find some if we are going to find out how to get back to Professor Island in time to save it from Mr. Demon!
Blobby: Why do you keep reminding us that? We know!
PF: YOU know, Blobby, but the future readers of your Blobby Log Blob-Log will need to be reminded from time to time. This ridiculous story must be very hard to follow!
Moustachia: You said it, Mama. So much exposition!
PF: Anyway, let us infiltrate these two mobs and find some professor pants. This may take a while…
Current Mood: Fashionable.
Discoveries Made: Mobs of love and hate seem equally deadly.
Hereinto referenced: Angry Pants Mob ¤ Blobby Log ¤ Hysterical Pants Mob ¤ Plot ¤ Vampire Pants