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Blobby Log Day 96

As written by Professor Fliggins in Chapter 6: Isle of Detached Shawnimals > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Mid-Afternoon; Day 96.
Weather: Delightfully sunny!
Landscape: Sandy, if not freckly.

NOTES:

Bingo Clem: Detached Island protocol is such that you all have to stay here in the halfway house until you’ve been properly oriented to our customs.

Blobby: Why is this called the Halfway House?

Bingo Clem: Because it’s halfway between the beach and the village!

Roy: That makes TOO much sense.

Bingo Clem: We can’t help but make sense here on the Isle of Detached Shawnimals.

Blobby: What exactly is this place?

PF: It is Professor Island, you nit-filled-wit!

Blobby: No, he just said this is the Isle of Detach…

PF: Horse feathers!  This is most certainly Professor Island – this hut is nestled on the Smartsy Dunes, just out that window is Monocle Chain River, which leads to the cool waters of Lake Monocle – whose shady banks I lounged upon when I first was becoming a disciplined student of Discovery.

Bingo Clem: Well, no disrespect, friendo, but we’re on the Freckle Beach, that’s the Face-water River, and I don’t think we have much-o-that discipline here…

PF: Poppycock, deformed Professor Clem!

Bingo Clem: No matter – once you are settled, I shall take you to the High Chancellor itself, then you’ll know exactly who and where we are!  We are detached, to be sure!

PF: Professor High Chancellor!  Sounds like a proper welcoming emissary for a Discoverizing HERO such as myself!

Bingo Clem: You will be welcomed, all right!  Let me make sure your bed-quarters are done up…

PF: Superb!  I shall accompany you to supervise and give orders toward my preferences of comfort.

Bingo Clem: Well, all right…

Blobby: Hmm. PF is acting strange…

Moustachia: What ewse is new?

Roy: No, but he’s bein’ extra weird.  I don’t think he’s fully recovered from the Dark Syrup.

Blobby: I guess we’ll see what happens when we meet this High Chancellor guy.

Current Mood: Happy to be home!
Discoveries Made: A bizarro Professor Island

Hereinto referenced: ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤

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Blobby Log Day 95

As written by Professor Fliggins in Chapter 6: Isle of Detached Shawnimals > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Late Afternoon; Day 95
Weather: We soar through weather! The clouds are our siblings!
Landscape: Water water everywhere...

NOTES:

DESCEND!We have been flying now for an interminable minute; I wonder how much further until we reach Professor Island.  I am growing impatient and my head is cloudy still from the evil.

Blobby: Hey, ahead, in the water – it’s an island!

PF: Could it be my long-lost home?  Blobby, wave the Professor Island Flag!  We must make sure we are welcomed properly as heroes!   DESCEND!  DESCEND!

Blobby: Aye, Captain?

Roy: That’s not in my job description.

PF: Okay, I SHALL descend… This is so very exciting – my moustache is standing on end!

Moustachia: !

* W H O O O O S H ! ! ! *

PF: Well, admittedly we have been away from the Island for some time, but things do seem different. The pillars must have already been harvested…

Blobby: Perhaps we’re not used to the South coast?

PF: Of course, of course. Continuing descent.

Roy: Something ain’t right… remember the knee?

* k e r – T H U D ! *

PF: Okay, well Professor Island HAS CHANGED. The sand feels like it is made tiny rubber balls, and the trees seem to be… feathers?

Blobby: I don’t think this is Professor Island…

PF: Poppycock!  Professor Island just has trees that have feathers is all…

?: Hey sunshine, those are the Feather Trees.

Strange Monkey Tripod!PF: Hommina-Wha?! Who goes there? From where are you speaking?!

?: Look up, fella…

PF: Well hello there Professor Strange Monkey Tripod!

Blobby: What is this place?

PF: We are on Professor Island, Blobby!  And please call Professor Strange Monkey Tripod “Sir” whence speaking to him!

Strange Monkey Tripod: The name is Vice Chancellor Bingo Clem, and this is the Isle of Detached Shawnimals. For the record, you can call me Bingo Clem – though I am VERY IMPORTANT here.

PF: Ah ha! Well, I am Professor Fliggins, returned home to claim my rightful place as a Discovering Hero Star!  Mousatchia, do not stare at the Professor Clem here, he cannot help that he is so horribly deformed…

Moustachia: This isn’t pwofesso i-wand…

PF: Applesauce!  It is so!

Bingo Clem: Regardless, Mr. Professor Fliggins friend, you are most welcome here on our island. We love new-comers, and I assure you that we who are detached will heap copious levels of hospitality onto your normal-looking head!

PF: Delightful!  I am superbly tickled that I Discovered YOU, SIR!

Limited Edition Plush Discovery 6

Current Mood: Disoriented
Discoveries Made: Bingo Clem!

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Blobby Log Day 83

As written by Blobby in Chapter 4: Dark Forest > Vol. 1

Timestamp: ...; Day 83
Weather: ...
Landscape: ...

NOTES:

Quick!Blobby: Okay, we’ve rigged the Log to be transported if Moustachia flies it holding onto these reins and if Roy picks it up from behind and carries it.  I will steer and record from the top.

Moustachia: Hmm.  That doesn’t seem wight.

Roy: Yeah, that’s kind of a bum deal…

Blobby: Wait – shh!  There’s a commotion coming from the Torture Spa…

Mr. Demon: Whaa?  ARE YOU TELLING ME THERE IS A LIBRARY FULL OF THE SECRETS OF THE ORIGIN OF THE UNIVERSE?

PF: *Mmmph, yes, the Professor Professor Professor Island Library – it is named after our leader, the President of Professor Island University, Professor Professor, he is…*

Mr. Demon: Enough!  Wee Devils, we have to find this Professor Island!

Flying Devil: Whys boss?  Are wees gonna gets an Associate Degrees?

Mr. Demon: Maybe!  AND there is a secret power that all the creatures of this world are imbued with that is unknown.  These odd little researchers seem to have tapped into that power to hide their island from me and have documented this power in their library…

PF: *…and we have an entire organizational system of dot droplets that categorizes all the information for easy access, a decimal system made of dew and collected by librarian insects…*

Mr. Demon: BAH!  It will take some time, but we are going to force this little weirdo to tell us how to FIND PROFESSOR ISLAND!

Devils: Hee Hee!  Yeah!  I’m gonna major in accountin’!  Woo!

Blobby: Oh no!  If they find Professor Island, those poor old Professors will be defenseless against Mr. Demon and his hundreds of Devils!

Roy: Well let’s go get help!

Blobby: Yeah!  Towards that Volcano where there is apparently a Town of Ninjas!

Moustachia: We’w save you Mama!

PF: *…now let me tell you about all of the letters of the Professor Island Alphabet, in order from least to most delicious…*

Current Mood: ...
Discoveries Made: Time Crisis!

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