Ol’ Master Ninja: Blobby, Roy – welcome! Now it should be known right off the bat that what I need you to do is NOT SAFE WHATSOEVER.
Blobby: Oh darn.
Ol’ Master Ninja: I’ve been able to discern from the Prof.’s incoherent ramblings that Mr. Demon has made him reveal much information regarding Professor Island’s inner workings and secrets. Mr. Demon will no doubt attempt to exploit Professor Island’s resources and people, but I am quite certain Fliggins doesn’t know how to get back there.
Roy: So Mr. Demon won’t know how to get there either?
Ol’ Master Ninja: Not immediately, but don’t underestimate the evil ingenuity at his disposal.
PF: *gurgle – I. Not. Garbage. Disposal. Ungh – slurrrp*
Roy: HOLY CRUD!
Blobby: What’d you do to the Professor? HE’S GIGANTIC!
PF: *borf*
Ninja Consultant: Well, we’ve been pretty much feeding him Ninja Star Cookies nonstop.
Ol’ Master Ninja: Professor Fliggins has had so much evil Dark Syrup in him for so long, we had to stuff him with the goodest…
PF: *mmph – most good…*
Ol’ Master Ninja: …the most GOODNESS that we had at hand, that being our famous Ninja Star Cookies.
Roy: Man, oh man…
Blobby: How good can they be?
Ninja Consultant: Pretty good. Four out of five Ol’ Masters recommend them for banishing evil toxins forever. Here…
Blobby: *crunch. Chew-crunch-chew.* Okay – that’s pretty tasty, but what do you need from Roy an’ me that’s so dangerous? [small font] This cookie is making me feel less evil already…[/small font]
Roy: Yeah, I’m not gonna help you feed PF cookies…
Ol’ Master Ninja: Sadly, the cookies are not working. We need to take more drastic measures. Blobby, Roy: I need you to ingest some Dark Syrup.
Roy: Oh forget that noise!
Blobby: Uhhh, yeah, no. You didn’t see what it did to Roy – he was painting all kinds of scary junk – he was a mess!
Roy: My ink bladders stung from the evil.
Ol’ Master Ninja: I know, I know – but it’s precisely that “scary junk,” as you say, that we need. As Professor Fliggins’ close friend, Roy was connected to his unconscious mind, and if we can access that more directly in a marriage of image and words, we’ll know where to…
PF: *B U R RRrRrrRRrrP!*
Ol’ Master Ninja: …where to find the evil hiding inside him. Then we may isolate it and root it out with special friendship attacks. It’s the only way and we’re running out of time.
Roy: Bogus.
Blobby: Man. You guys have that antidote, right? You can keep us from getting as bad as PF ‘cuz it’ll be less than ten days that we’ll be infected… RIGHT?
Ol’ Master Ninja: I mean… probably? Ninja Consultant?
Ninja Consultant: I’d say it’s about a 50% chance…
Blobby: CRIPES! I don’t know…
Roy: There’s got to be a better way!
Ol’ Master Ninja: Look, friends – I have tried everything I know and this is our only option left. I’m sorry.
Blobby: What do you think, Roy?
Roy: Man, it’s like, I really LIKE PF, you know?
Blobby: Me too…
Roy: But in order to do this – I mean, we’d have to LOVE him.
Blobby: Yeah, I thought that…
* CONTEMPLATIVE AND DRAMATIC PAUSE *
Blobby & Roy: Okay, Mr. Ninja. We’ll do it.
Ol’ Master Ninja: Gentleman, you are more noble than any king I have ever met. Truly.
Blobby: *Sigh*
Current Mood: A dark and determined love.
Discoveries Made: The limits of friendship extended.
Hereinto referenced: Big Chubby Fliggins ¤ Blobby ¤ Dark Syrup ¤ Ninja Consultant ¤ Ninja Star Cookies ¤ Ol' Master Ninja ¤ Roy
