KA-BOOOOM!
Foodlandia Fish Stick Sentry: Look lively, boys! These Devils are getting better at dodging the condiment cannons…
SPLOOSH! SPLORSH! SPLUSH!
PF: Oh, how thrilling!
Hobo Sandwich: Yeah yeah, war is very exciting, just don’t get us blown up. Now, go down there, by the Brussels sprout shrubs.
PF: Delicious!
Roy: Gross…
Hobo Sandwich: Then make a left toward the Salad Dressing Fountains…
Hobo Napkin: You’re not taking him past the Salad Dressing Fountains, are you?
Hobo Sandwich: Yes, Doreen, we go past the Fountains and up the Linguini Trellis – saves us seven minutes…
Hobo Napkin: At this time of day? It’ll be packed!
Hobo Sandwich: Yeah, but there’s also A WAR GOING ON so I THINK sensible, non-lunatic Foodlandians are, you know, cowering in fear…
Hobo Napkin: Oh I’ll show YOU how to COWER.
Hobo Sandwich: I’d like to see you try!
PF: FRIENDS! Please direct me through your countryside, otherwise when we are all decimated by the condiment cannons THEN we all get to be right.
Hobo Sandwich: …
Hobo Napkin: Turn left here…
Current Mood: Glad I am not married.
Discoveries Made: The subjective nature of fastest routes to the Linguini Trellis.
Hereinto referenced: Fish Stick Sentry ¤ Flying Devils ¤ Hobo Napkin ¤ Hobo Sandwich ¤ Linguini Trellis ¤ Salad Dressing Fountains ¤ War?