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Hereinto referenced: Three Bean Teens

I am so popular!  Who needs Ginger Fizz when I have all these friends?  I never want to leave!  Ginger Fizz bubbles mean I want to leave and I never want to leave!  Do not make me leave!

Bonzo said I am so good at following orders, he will soon allow me to distribute sugar packets to the wee beans.  They work for Bonzo by jumping up and down on bellows which fan the flames under great cauldrons of bean juice.  The sugar makes them all hop up, and down.  Jumping beans!  It is crazy!

I am outie 5000.  Sorry to keep leaving you alone in the Bean Barn, Blobby, but carrying around a big piece of wood with a typing blob inside is a serious cramp in my stylez.

Current Mood: Too Cool for School.
Discoveries Made: Sugar Distribution!

Hereinto referenced: Three Bean Teens

I am an official Bean Teen!  Holy Cats!  I asked if it were okay that I am neither a Bean, nor a Teen.  Bonzo said that it was, as Gree is not really a bean (he is from Foodlandia, which is a place).  And Sid is also apparently thirty-seven years old!  Oh snapper!

My final initiation involved calling various Beans on a Communication Orb and telling them that their Cooling Boxes were galloping away from their homes.  I do not know what any of that means, but the lads were laughing so hard.  And I was laughing too!  Laughing until my insides felt like they were being trampled by herds of joyful, stampeding beasts!  Then Gree socked me in my laugh-hindered tummy with his pointy-noggin and I was officially let into the Bean Teen Club!  It was great!  I am so popular and beloved I feel as if I am doing broken dances on the surface of Heavenly Bodies!  Breaky broken hipping hopping!  Pff-pff-bf!

But I cannot chit chatter too much, Blobby – there is a party I am invited to that will assuredly be ZONKERS.  You probably do not know the expression “zonkers,” Blobby, because you are so totally unhip in the Universe!  Perhaps one day you will figure it out.  Peas out, Jimmy Jane!

Current Mood: Pff-pf-bf
Discoveries Made: Gang!

Hereinto referenced: Three Bean Teens

P. Flig.  They are calling me P. Flig now.  I much prefer this nickname to Loopy Larry, Pastry, or “Joe Son” – the latter-most moniker being what I believe Sid to have previously thought my name to be.

As you can see, Blobby, we have been staying in this abandoned Bean Barn while I figure some stuff out.  But it is cool though, do not even tweak about it.

Bonzo said I am well on my way to full initiation into the 3BT club as I have already successfully completed so many thrilling and ostensibly dangerous tasks.  Sid began some kind of tribal “broken dancing” when he heard the news of my imminent initiation, which i was honored to witness – he really got groovy!  Gree said nothing but nodded his head to the beat, as if being tugged by some unseen magic funk from a parallel realm.

Okay, I must be bouncing, the fellows have more team-building plans for me.  P. Flig out!

Current Mood: Funky and/or Fresh.
Discoveries Made: Initiation!

Hereinto referenced: Three Bean Teens