Salutations, fellow Discoverist!
I am Professor Frederick Fliggins and you now are reading my most intimate adventures as recorded in my own, Professor Island Standard-Issue Blobby Log.
Blobby is a stenographer-friend who records my reflections in this hollow piece of wood. His partner, Roy H. Biv, is a photo-painting septapus who gazes out of the log’s porthole in order to graphically render the significant images of my excellent adventures.
Should you feel brave as I, my new BFF, you too may Join the Adventure! Cheerio!