I have a new stratagem! I shall lie in waiting, in this tiny bunker, and wait for the Discoveries to come to me! I have rubbed myself in layers upon layers of noxious animal filth so that I may fool the passing beasts into thinking me simple earth. I stink of nature, but it is quite worth it should I Discover a new beast. I do not need to explain the acclaim that would be heaped upon me should I succeed, dear Blobby Log. My current stench would be directly proportional to the amount of libraries, dormitories, and streets to be named after me. The whole island will reek of my glory!