S H H H H H H O O O O O M M M !
PF: Thank you, RMAF! What nice fellows. Simply lovely.
Whiskerton: Wow, look at this place, Fred! It’s so majestical!
PF: Pardon? Did you just say…
Whiskerton: I said MAJESTICAL!
PF: Yes, YES! I too find myself overwhelmed by this floating castle’s majesty. Look at all the Moustachios zooming about! Everything is golden-trimmed and beauteous! Bring on the silken Moustache cuffs! Bring on the fancy cheeses!
Whiskerton: Yeah. Hmmph…
PF: What is wrong, Whiskerton? I thought that you wanted to see the floating Moustachio castles.
Whiskerton: Well now, that’s true enough. It’s just them boys what was chasing us – those are my FRIENDS, you know?
PF: Those dreadful vagabonds? Whiskerton, you are in a CASTLE in the SKY – it is probably illegal to be sad here it is so amazing!
Whiskerton: That just might be true, pal. I don’t know. Being a Royal Barber is the swellest job a Beard can get, but the guys were always giving me guff for cavorting with Moustaches. Now as soon as I meet you, I’m swept away by the ‘Stachios and in their super fine castle. I feel like a sell-out, maybe.
PF: Well good! Be a sell-out! Look at all the fantastical things you get to see and do by selling-out! You get to fly, Whiskerton! You get to walk upon the clouds! You get freedom! Down in the Territory you are constantly dirty, you live in a tiny hair-house, and your “friend” had GLASS stuck to his FACE. That is hardly living!
Whiskerton: Now slow down, Fred – that’s MY home and those are MY friends!
?: Please don’t bicker.
Whiskerton: But he was insulting my people!
PF: And he is being a dander-headed simpleton!
Whiskerton: I’ll show you simple! Wait… The Prime Ministache? Oh goodness! Sorry, sir! I didn’t mean disrespect, sir! Bow on yer knee, Fred – that’s my boss, the Prime Ministache of Moustachio Kingdom!
Prime Ministache: Now now, get up. I won’t stand for kneelers. Until we can straighten out what to do with you, you two are guests of the Moustachio Kingdom. Please, gentlemen – follow me.
Whiskerton: If you got me in trouble with my boss, Fred, I swear I’ll have you tarred and bearded!
Current Mood: Conundrummed.
Discoveries Made: Racial Tension!
Hereinto referenced: Moustachio Kingdom ¤ Prime Ministache ¤ RMAF ¤ Whiskerton
