Lump Treads: Lump. Lump. Lump. Lump.
PF: How much farther to Foodlandia, Stubbler Hankie?
Stubbler Hankie: I am not sure, Frederick.
Roy: Eeek! Devils approaching!
Blobby: Eeek?
Flying Devils: Yucks! We’s coateds! Falls back!
PF: It looks as if they are covered in their own… blood? It is drippy!
Flying Devils: Sicks! It burns ands stuff!
Blobby: Hey! They dripped on me! The Devil blood! Ahhhh! AHhhh! It’s getting all over, it’s getting in my mouth, it’s… kinda tasty?
PF: What? Let me taste… That is not Devil blood. It is Catsup!
Roy: Ketchup.
PF: What did I say?
Roy: Look!
PF: I think we are at Foodlandia… Lumps, HALT!
Roy: Wow! Looks like the Foodlandians are giving Mr. Demon a run for his evil money!
Foodlandia Fish Stick Guard: Ketchup cannons, FIRE AT WILL!
*SPLAT SPLAT SPLORT SPLIP SPLAT*
Mr. Demon: It’s just condiments, people – get back here and fight you ninnies! Regroup! Regroup!
PF: HaHA! That shall teach that old meanie! Luckily, he appears to have his hands super full right now, buying us time. My those are some fortified walls. I am just now wondering how we ourselves expect to get through them, what with the war going on and all…
Blobby: Yeah, without getting a faceful of tomato justive ourselves…
PF: Let us disembark here, just outside the fracas… We shall survey the surrounding area to see whether or not we can break in.
Roy: I dunno, PF – those walls are HUGE. This place looks like the most fortified supermarket I’ve ever seen!
PF: Truth to that… Hmm… Supermarket… Foodlandia, for some unknown reason, has reminded me just how hungry I have become.
Moustachia: I wondew why…
PF: Oh look, a bagged lunch – just sitting here!
Blobby: How eerily convenient…
PF: Let us peruse our spoils – eh, lads? Chips, a napkin, and HELLO HAM SANDWICH! Our luck is changing. *CRUNCH*
?: ARGHHH! My head! My head and face!
PF: *mmph* Ruh-roh.
?: AHH-oweeow ow ow!
PF: Sorry, sir. I, um… Well, I really should have seen this coming…
Ham Sandwich: Oh! Agony!
PF: Oh! Discovery!
Current Mood: It is very difficult to describe my Feelings right now...
Discoveries Made: The Hobo Lunch Bunch!
Hereinto referenced: Catsup ¤ Foodlandia ¤ Ham Sandwich ¤ Ketchup ¤ Lump Treads ¤ Mr. Demon ¤ The Fish Stick Guard
