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Blobby Log Day 20

As written by Professor Fliggins in Introduction > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Morning; Day 20; 3rd Quarter; 47th Term
Weather: Foreboding
Landscape: The Professor Cranbert Quad


I am running out of time. I need to wow the University soon or I am certain they will not pass me into the 48th Term! A stellar essay will not cut it anymore, I need to turn in an Encyclopedia, or invent a new Bowtie, or eradicate those annoying Screaming Beetles. I do not want to delude myself into thinking I could actually make a Discovery, though that would certainly do the trick. And how marvelous that would be… To Discover would really make that old Stubbler choke on words, this time, those words would be not mine but his own! Oh now I am all worked up again. Conflict!

Okay.  I will go to the beach tomorrow and Friendly Vampire Smile the sand until I discover something new. This is my last hope – if I find nothing, I shall become the Phantom of Professor Island, haunting its hallowed halls, playing menacing pipe organ music till all hours of the night!

Current Mood: Desperate!
Discoveries Made: Gosh!