We have been flying now for an interminable minute; I wonder how much further until we reach Professor Island. I am growing impatient and my head is cloudy still from the evil.
Blobby: Hey, ahead, in the water – it’s an island!
PF: Could it be my long-lost home? Blobby, wave the Professor Island Flag! We must make sure we are welcomed properly as heroes! DESCEND! DESCEND!
Blobby: Aye, Captain?
Roy: That’s not in my job description.
PF: Okay, I SHALL descend… This is so very exciting – my moustache is standing on end!
Moustachia: !
* W H O O O O S H ! ! ! *
PF: Well, admittedly we have been away from the Island for some time, but things do seem different. The pillars must have already been harvested…
Blobby: Perhaps we’re not used to the South coast?
PF: Of course, of course. Continuing descent.
Roy: Something ain’t right… remember the knee?
* k e r – T H U D ! *
PF: Okay, well Professor Island HAS CHANGED. The sand feels like it is made tiny rubber balls, and the trees seem to be… feathers?
Blobby: I don’t think this is Professor Island…
PF: Poppycock! Professor Island just has trees that have feathers is all…
?: Hey sunshine, those are the Feather Trees.
PF: Hommina-Wha?! Who goes there? From where are you speaking?!
?: Look up, fella…
PF: Well hello there Professor Strange Monkey Tripod!
Blobby: What is this place?
PF: We are on Professor Island, Blobby! And please call Professor Strange Monkey Tripod “Sir” whence speaking to him!
Strange Monkey Tripod: The name is Vice Chancellor Bingo Clem, and this is the Isle of Detached Shawnimals. For the record, you can call me Bingo Clem – though I am VERY IMPORTANT here.
PF: Ah ha! Well, I am Professor Fliggins, returned home to claim my rightful place as a Discovering Hero Star! Mousatchia, do not stare at the Professor Clem here, he cannot help that he is so horribly deformed…
Moustachia: This isn’t pwofesso i-wand…
PF: Applesauce! It is so!
Bingo Clem: Regardless, Mr. Professor Fliggins friend, you are most welcome here on our island. We love new-comers, and I assure you that we who are detached will heap copious levels of hospitality onto your normal-looking head!
PF: Delightful! I am superbly tickled that I Discovered YOU, SIR!
Current Mood: Disoriented
Discoveries Made: Bingo Clem!
Hereinto referenced: Bingo Clem ¤ Blobby ¤ Discombobulation ¤ Professor Island
