Bingo Clem: Detached Island protocol is such that you all have to stay here in the halfway house until you’ve been properly oriented to our customs.
Blobby: Why is this called the Halfway House?
Bingo Clem: Because it’s halfway between the beach and the village!
Roy: That makes TOO much sense.
Bingo Clem: We can’t help but make sense here on the Isle of Detached Shawnimals.
Blobby: What exactly is this place?
PF: It is Professor Island, you nit-filled-wit!
Blobby: No, he just said this is the Isle of Detach…
PF: Horse feathers! This is most certainly Professor Island – this hut is nestled on the Smartsy Dunes, just out that window is Monocle Chain River, which leads to the cool waters of Lake Monocle – whose shady banks I lounged upon when I first was becoming a disciplined student of Discovery.
Bingo Clem: Well, no disrespect, friendo, but we’re on the Freckle Beach, that’s the Face-water River, and I don’t think we have much-o-that discipline here…
PF: Poppycock, deformed Professor Clem!
Bingo Clem: No matter – once you are settled, I shall take you to the High Chancellor itself, then you’ll know exactly who and where we are! We are detached, to be sure!
PF: Professor High Chancellor! Sounds like a proper welcoming emissary for a Discoverizing HERO such as myself!
Bingo Clem: You will be welcomed, all right! Let me make sure your bed-quarters are done up…
PF: Superb! I shall accompany you to supervise and give orders toward my preferences of comfort.
Bingo Clem: Well, all right…
Blobby: Hmm. PF is acting strange…
Moustachia: What ewse is new?
Roy: No, but he’s bein’ extra weird. I don’t think he’s fully recovered from the Dark Syrup.
Blobby: I guess we’ll see what happens when we meet this High Chancellor guy.
Current Mood: Happy to be home!
Discoveries Made: A bizarro Professor Island
Hereinto referenced: Bingo Clem ¤ Blobby ¤ Dark Syrup ¤ Isle of Detached Shawnimals ¤ Moustachia ¤ Professor Island ¤ Roy
