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Blobby Log Day 98

As written by Professor Fliggins in Chapter 6: Isle of Detached Shawnimals > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Noon; Day 98
Weather: Perfect.
Landscape: Alive with Homeness.

NOTES:

Bingo Clem: We’re almost there, to the capital city of the Isle of Detached Shawnimals…

PF: Professor Island University campus!  Huzzah!

Bingo Clem: Actually it’s called “Limbton,” but you were close!

PF: Regardless huzzah!

Bingo Clem: Huzzah!

Roy:
I think that rock just winked at me…

Blobby:
Is the ground giggling?

?: Tee-hee-hee-hee…

Bingo Clem: My friendlings, may your weary hearts feel no more persecution – welcome to Limbton, the capital of this fine land!

(Off-key and obnoxiously loud trumpets)

Wonderous!Blobby: What the..?

Singing Voices from Everywhere at Once:
You’re here, you’re here
You’re finally here!
Your days are free and empty of
Unbearable fear!

A Green Apron:

Welcome, welcome, welcome
Yer future is now!

Upside-down Udders:

No longer are you forced
To be squeezed on a cow!

What Appears to be an Enormous Bronze Elbow from a Statue of a Vegetable with Arms:

Universal acceptance
Is our M. O.

Twelve Mauve Toes, Harmonizing:

Once you put your feet up
You’ll never want to go-o-o-o!

Everyone Again:

You’re here, you’re here
You’re finally here!
Back there you are nothing
But here you are dear!

A Sink with Pockets and a Little Top Hat:

Being complete was
So incomplete

Three Dangly Earrings Wearing Sunglasses:

My best friend’s a tusk
And a wallet with feet!

— (The music stops)

A Giant Amalgamated Monstrosity with at Least Four Mouths Singing Together:

You’re here.  You’re here.
Be perfectly calm.
The only thing that’s right
Is being totally wrong.

Welcome to the Isle of the Detached.  May the Arrival Feast begin.

Current Mood: Elated, relieved, belonged.
Discoveries Made: The end of a journey.

Hereinto referenced: ¤ ¤ ¤