Oh my! How harrowing, Stubbler Hankie! So you floated upon the winds for how long?
Stubbler Hankie: One hundred and forty days.
PF: That is a remarkable amount of time for an adventure!
Stubbler Hankie: But I could see that the currents of the sea flowed down from the main continent to Professor Island from one place – a country called Foodlandia.
PF: So that is how we get home?
Stubbler Hankie: Yes. You must fly to Foodlandia, and follow the current south over the rocks and volcanoes and then you will be home.
PF: Oh I am going to cry with relief at this news! But why did you leave Professor Island? Were you shunned by society too?
Stubbler Hankie: No, my owner, Full Professor Stubbler, he began to act… strange…
PF: How so? Hey! Where did that sinister-looking mailbox come from?
Sinister-Looking Mailbox: Uh-oh!
Stubbler Hankie: Oh no! That is one of Mr. Demon’s spies! He heard me tell you the location of Professor Island!
Sinister-Looking Mailbox: The jig is up! I’m outta here!
PF: Get him!
Hysterical Kulats: Hey, NARC, you stepped on my leg!
Angry Liederhosen: He did not! You are just starting teenybopper trouble!
Hysterical Pant Mob: Boo!
Angry Pant Mob: Boo!
PF: Please, set your differences aside and let us through! That mailbox is getting away!
Sinister-Looking Mailbox: Nya-ha-ha!
Pants Mobs: RARRRR!
PF: We shall never get through this mass of misguided bottoms! To the Vampire Pants Castle! We must get to the airship on the roof and depart IMMEDIATELY FOR FOODLANDIA!
Stubbler Hankie: I shall go with you. Those Plaid Pants I was in the back pocket of smelled funny.
PF: Excellent! Away!
Current Mood: Rushed away!
Discoveries Made: Heroism!
Hereinto referenced: Angry Pants Mob ¤ Hysterical Pants Mob ¤ Professor Island ¤ Professor Stubbler ¤ Stubbler Hankie ¤ Vampire Pants
