What a marvelous trip! If I were not worried about getting home to Professor Island so badly, I would have stopped to see more sights! I should really transcontinentally fly more frequently! I got to see beautiful Mount Feroshi, Ninjatown, that dread Dark Forest, the Hot Dog Kingdom, Bean Village, and your home Mostachia – the Moustachio Territory. I am becoming quite the mental cartographer!
Moustachia: UGH. I’m bawed!
PF: I am bored too.
Blobby: Hey, what’s that pants-shaped building?
Roy: Looks a little spooky!
PF: Could it be we are finally at Pantsylvania! Let us take her down on the roof of that scary pants-shaped mansion and find out! Descend! Descend!
Blobby: Who’s he talking to?
PF: I shall fasten the anchor here. Now let us see if anyone is at home. Hullo! Hullo in there! Any helpful ghouls?
?: JUST ME! BLEH!
*RUMBLE… CRAASSHH!!*
PF, Blobby, Roy, Moustachia: Ahhhhh!
Blobby: Where did that lightning come from?
PF: That does not matter! Who said that?
?: Me!
*CRA-CRAASSHH-CRACKLE!!*
PF, Blobby, Roy, Moustachia: Ahhhhh!
Blobby: It’s not even cloudy…
?: Why did you land on my house? Bleh!
PF: We… we… wanted to…
?: Bleh! Bleh! Out with it!
PF: Oh please do not murder us, Mr. Vampire! I am still relatively youngish!
Vampire: Bleh?
PF: SPARE US! SPARE US! ESPECIALLY ME!
Not a Vampire: Bleh! For the last time, I’m not a Vampire! Did those other narrow-minded Pants-folk send you?
PF: But you have teeth and the creepy house and everything!
Vampire Pants: Ugh… OK, listen carefully: I’m just the pants of a Vampire. Formerly, even. Bleh!
Roy: If you’re not a Vampire, then why do you keep saying “bleh”?
Vampire Pants: Because I have a speech impediment! Bleh! Bleh!
PF: Oh. So we should not be terrified of you?
Vampire Pants: Bleh no!
PF: Huzzah and bleh! DISCOVERY!!!
Current Mood: Terror to relief in no time!
Discoveries Made: Vampire Pants!
Hereinto referenced: Discovery ¤ Pantsylvania ¤ Transcontinental Flight ¤ Vampire Pants