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Blobby Log Day 136

As written by Professor Fliggins in Chapter 9: Pantsylvania > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Morning; Day 136
Weather: Still pretty thundery and lightningy...
Landscape: Vampire Pants Estate.


I am quite impressed and relieved that you are not a vampire, Vampire Pants!

Vampire Pants: Thank you so much for BELIEVING me!  BLEH!

Roy: So you were once owned by a vampire, I get that – but what’s up with the fangs?

Vampire Pants: I fell off my Vampire Bicycle when I was just a wee Knickerbocker and I broke my teeth into these little points.  And I do not have DENTAL INSURANCE!  BLEH BLEH!


Vampire Pants:
But these pointy little guys are great for puncturing the tops of tomato cans and just SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF THEM.

That really does not help your image though…

Vampire Pants:

What happened to the vampire you used to belong to?

Vampire Pants:
I don’t know!  But I just had to get away from him.  So spooky – all that night-stalking and blood-sucking…  It made my TUMMY TURN!  BLEH! BLEH!

Do you not ever worry that the vampire will come after you?

Vampire Pants:
Not really – he’s not going to go running around outside in public without any pants on!

Hm.  Twue that.

Vampire Pants:
Besides, I have bigger issues to, bleh, deal with.

Such as?

Vampire Pants:
All the other Pants in Pantsylvania think ME the bloodsucking hollow-weenie!  They camp out by my door and yell the most awful things!

Well here is my current plan for us – perhaps my gang and I go outside and talk to the throngs of people.  We can try and convince them that you are not a vampire, and also locate some plaid pants like mine that maybe know where Professor Island is.

Vampire Pants:
You can try, but they’re not very reasonable.

I am built of try!

Vampire Pants:

Current Mood: Determined to talk sense to Pants!
Discoveries Made: I have heard that it is not wise to keep ones brain in ones pants. We shall see how this goes!

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