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Blobby Log Day 136

As written by Professor Fliggins in Chapter 9: Pantsylvania > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Morning; Day 136
Weather: Still pretty thundery and lightningy...
Landscape: Vampire Pants Estate.

NOTES:

I am quite impressed and relieved that you are not a vampire, Vampire Pants!

Vampire Pants: Thank you so much for BELIEVING me!  BLEH!

Roy: So you were once owned by a vampire, I get that – but what’s up with the fangs?

Vampire Pants: I fell off my Vampire Bicycle when I was just a wee Knickerbocker and I broke my teeth into these little points.  And I do not have DENTAL INSURANCE!  BLEH BLEH!

Blobby:
Bummer.

Vampire Pants:
But these pointy little guys are great for puncturing the tops of tomato cans and just SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF THEM.

PF:
That really does not help your image though…

Vampire Pants:
Bleh…

PF:
What happened to the vampire you used to belong to?

Vampire Pants:
I don’t know!  But I just had to get away from him.  So spooky – all that night-stalking and blood-sucking…  It made my TUMMY TURN!  BLEH! BLEH!

PF:
Do you not ever worry that the vampire will come after you?

Vampire Pants:
Not really – he’s not going to go running around outside in public without any pants on!

Moustachia:
Hm.  Twue that.

Vampire Pants:
Besides, I have bigger issues to, bleh, deal with.

PF:
Such as?

Vampire Pants:
All the other Pants in Pantsylvania think ME the bloodsucking hollow-weenie!  They camp out by my door and yell the most awful things!

PF:
Well here is my current plan for us – perhaps my gang and I go outside and talk to the throngs of people.  We can try and convince them that you are not a vampire, and also locate some plaid pants like mine that maybe know where Professor Island is.

Vampire Pants:
You can try, but they’re not very reasonable.

PF:
I am built of try!

Vampire Pants:
Bleh!

Current Mood: Determined to talk sense to Pants!
Discoveries Made: I have heard that it is not wise to keep ones brain in ones pants. We shall see how this goes!

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