I am quite impressed and relieved that you are not a vampire, Vampire Pants!
Vampire Pants: Thank you so much for BELIEVING me! BLEH!
Roy: So you were once owned by a vampire, I get that – but what’s up with the fangs?
Vampire Pants: I fell off my Vampire Bicycle when I was just a wee Knickerbocker and I broke my teeth into these little points. And I do not have DENTAL INSURANCE! BLEH BLEH!
Blobby: Bummer.
Vampire Pants: But these pointy little guys are great for puncturing the tops of tomato cans and just SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF THEM.
PF: That really does not help your image though…
Vampire Pants: Bleh…
PF: What happened to the vampire you used to belong to?
Vampire Pants: I don’t know! But I just had to get away from him. So spooky – all that night-stalking and blood-sucking… It made my TUMMY TURN! BLEH! BLEH!
PF: Do you not ever worry that the vampire will come after you?
Vampire Pants: Not really – he’s not going to go running around outside in public without any pants on!
Moustachia: Hm. Twue that.
Vampire Pants: Besides, I have bigger issues to, bleh, deal with.
PF: Such as?
Vampire Pants: All the other Pants in Pantsylvania think ME the bloodsucking hollow-weenie! They camp out by my door and yell the most awful things!
PF: Well here is my current plan for us – perhaps my gang and I go outside and talk to the throngs of people. We can try and convince them that you are not a vampire, and also locate some plaid pants like mine that maybe know where Professor Island is.
Vampire Pants: You can try, but they’re not very reasonable.
PF: I am built of try!
Vampire Pants: Bleh!
Current Mood: Determined to talk sense to Pants!
Discoveries Made: I have heard that it is not wise to keep ones brain in ones pants. We shall see how this goes!
Hereinto referenced: Built of Try ¤ Pantsylvania ¤ Vampire ¤ Vampire Pants