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Blobby Log Day 136

As written by Professor Fliggins in Chapter 9: Pantsylvania > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Morning; Day 136
Weather: Still pretty thundery and lightningy...
Landscape: Vampire Pants Estate.

NOTES:

I am quite impressed and relieved that you are not a vampire, Vampire Pants!

Vampire Pants: Thank you so much for BELIEVING me!  BLEH!

Roy: So you were once owned by a vampire, I get that – but what’s up with the fangs?

Vampire Pants: I fell off my Vampire Bicycle when I was just a wee Knickerbocker and I broke my teeth into these little points.  And I do not have DENTAL INSURANCE!  BLEH BLEH!

Blobby:
Bummer.

Vampire Pants:
But these pointy little guys are great for puncturing the tops of tomato cans and just SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF THEM.

PF:
That really does not help your image though…

Vampire Pants:
Bleh…

PF:
What happened to the vampire you used to belong to?

Vampire Pants:
I don’t know!  But I just had to get away from him.  So spooky – all that night-stalking and blood-sucking…  It made my TUMMY TURN!  BLEH! BLEH!

PF:
Do you not ever worry that the vampire will come after you?

Vampire Pants:
Not really – he’s not going to go running around outside in public without any pants on!

Moustachia:
Hm.  Twue that.

Vampire Pants:
Besides, I have bigger issues to, bleh, deal with.

PF:
Such as?

Vampire Pants:
All the other Pants in Pantsylvania think ME the bloodsucking hollow-weenie!  They camp out by my door and yell the most awful things!

PF:
Well here is my current plan for us – perhaps my gang and I go outside and talk to the throngs of people.  We can try and convince them that you are not a vampire, and also locate some plaid pants like mine that maybe know where Professor Island is.

Vampire Pants:
You can try, but they’re not very reasonable.

PF:
I am built of try!

Vampire Pants:
Bleh!

Current Mood: Determined to talk sense to Pants!
Discoveries Made: I have heard that it is not wise to keep ones brain in ones pants. We shall see how this goes!

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Blobby Log Day 135

As written by Professor Fliggins in Chapter 9: Pantsylvania > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Dusk; Day 135
Weather: I own these clouds, yos!
Landscape: Ever-shifting!

NOTES:

What a marvelous trip!  If I were not worried about getting home to Professor Island so badly, I would have stopped to see more sights!  I should really transcontinentally fly more frequently!  I got to see beautiful Mount Feroshi, Ninjatown, that dread Dark Forest, the Hot Dog Kingdom, Bean Village, and your home Mostachia – the Moustachio Territory.  I am becoming quite the mental cartographer!

Moustachia: UGH.  I’m bawed!

PF: I am bored too.

Blobby: Hey, what’s that pants-shaped building?

Roy: Looks a little spooky!

PF: Could it be we are finally at Pantsylvania!  Let us take her down on the roof of that scary pants-shaped mansion and find out!  Descend!  Descend!

Blobby: Who’s he talking to?

PF: I shall fasten the anchor here.  Now let us see if anyone is at home.  Hullo!  Hullo in there!  Any helpful ghouls?

?: JUST ME!  BLEH!

*RUMBLE… CRAASSHH!!*

PF, Blobby, Roy, Moustachia: Ahhhhh!

Blobby: Where did that lightning come from?

PF: That does not matter!  Who said that?

?: Me!

*CRA-CRAASSHH-CRACKLE!!*

PF, Blobby, Roy, Moustachia: Ahhhhh!

Blobby: It’s not even cloudy…

DISCOVERY!?: Why did you land on my house?  Bleh!

PF: We… we…  wanted to…

?: Bleh!  Bleh!  Out with it!

PF: Oh please do not murder us, Mr. Vampire!  I am still relatively youngish!

Vampire: Bleh?

PF: SPARE US!  SPARE US!  ESPECIALLY ME!

Not a Vampire: Bleh!  For the last time, I’m not a Vampire!  Did those other narrow-minded Pants-folk send you?

PF: But you have teeth and the creepy house and everything!

Vampire Pants: Ugh… OK, listen carefully: I’m just the pants of a Vampire.  Formerly, even. Bleh!

Roy: If you’re not a Vampire, then why do you keep saying “bleh”?

Vampire Pants: Because I have a speech impediment!  Bleh! Bleh!

PF: Oh.  So we should not be terrified of you?

Vampire Pants: Bleh no!

PF:
Huzzah and bleh! DISCOVERY!!!

Discovery 9

Current Mood: Terror to relief in no time!
Discoveries Made: Vampire Pants!

Hereinto referenced: ¤ ¤ ¤