Land Lump: And do not forget to double-scrub each blade of Lump Grass after you have de-garbaged it! Oh – you missed a blade over here!
PF: This is ridiculous…
Land Lump: GASP! The Little Lumps! LOOK!
Roy: Yikes!
Blobby: Whoah – how’d so many manage to get stuck in that 6-pack plastic ring?
Little Lumps: Lump, lump, lump, gulp, gasp, lump!
PF: Sweet. Gracious. You know, perhaps creatures that cram their necks into plastic rings DESERVE to check out of the evolutionary continuum…
Little Lumps: Lump, gasp, gulp, lump!
Land Lump: What a MONSTER that Mr. Demon is for doing this to our pristine pastoral lives!
PF: Yeah yeah, he is a real JERK…
Roy: Just tell him it’s your Ginger-Fizz plastic rings the Lumps are stuck in…
PF: Shh! I shall rescue you Little Imbeciles from Mr. Demon’s carelessness! Let unky Fliggins shake you free. Shake-shake-shake!
Little Lumps: Ow, lump, ow.
Blobby: Where you want us to put these full garbage bags?
PF: I do not care; dump them into that pond or something…
Land Lump: No! We shall have to construct a cannon to fire this waste into the sun!
PF: WHAT! No no no… Look here, we can use, um, all this…
Blobby: Huh?
PF: Just go with it… Look! These pie tins, for instance, they sure do make radical-tastic hats and fanny-shields!
Land Lump: What? I do not know about that, my child…
Roy: What are you doing, PF?
PF: I am NOT sticking around here trying to figure out how to build a garbage cannon that will reach the sun, not with these nincompoops! And these empty peanut bags are great for storing marbles, loose change, or more peanuts!
Land Lump: I mean… I suppose… but the cannon…
PF: AND this shattered glass! It… could…
Roy: Make a beautiful mosaic of a tree or something?
Land Lump: OOOoooohh! Now that IS something! Trees are the wisest of all creatures you know…
PF: Yes, they sure are! Well that explains a lot…
Land Lump: Yes! I do believe we CAN use this waste for new things! Let us finish repurposing all of it, then we shall help you escape!
PF: Oh lovely! And do you see these paperclips and chewed bubble gum? Separate, they are useless, but put them together and VOILA! A pair of smart earrings!
Land Lump: Wow! That is pretty now and I cannot explain why!
PF: Tres magnifique! Let us hurry and be done with this before these tree-huggers catch on to us…
Current Mood: Under-breath-muttery.
Discoveries Made: Recycling!
Hereinto referenced: Land Lump ¤ Little Lumps ¤ Lumplands ¤ Recycling ¤ The Environment
