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Blobby Log Day 96

As written by Professor Fliggins in Chapter 6: Isle of Detached Shawnimals > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Mid-Afternoon; Day 96.
Weather: Delightfully sunny!
Landscape: Sandy, if not freckly.


Bingo Clem: Detached Island protocol is such that you all have to stay here in the halfway house until you’ve been properly oriented to our customs.

Blobby: Why is this called the Halfway House?

Bingo Clem:
Because it’s halfway between the beach and the village!

Roy: That makes TOO much sense.

Bingo Clem:
We can’t help but make sense here on the Isle of Detached Shawnimals.

Blobby: What exactly is this place?

PF: It is Professor Island, you nit-filled-wit!

Blobby: No, he just said this is the Isle of Detach…

PF: Horse feathers!  This is most certainly Professor Island – this hut is nestled on the Smartsy Dunes, just out that window is Monocle Chain River, which leads to the cool waters of Lake Monocle – whose shady banks I lounged upon when I first was becoming a disciplined student of Discovery.

Bingo Clem: Well, no disrespect, friendo, but we’re on the Freckle Beach, that’s the Face-water River, and I don’t think we have much-o-that discipline here…

PF: Poppycock, deformed Professor Clem!

Bingo Clem: No matter – once you are settled, I shall take you to the High Chancellor itself, then you’ll know exactly who and where we are!  We are detached, to be sure!

PF: Professor High Chancellor!  Sounds like a proper welcoming emissary for a Discoverizing HERO such as myself!

Bingo Clem: You will be welcomed, all right!  Let me make sure your bed-quarters are done up…

PF: Superb!  I shall accompany you to supervise and give orders toward my preferences of comfort.

Bingo Clem: Well, all right…

Blobby: Hmm. PF is acting strange…

Moustachia: What ewse is new?

Roy: No, but he’s bein’ extra weird.  I don’t think he’s fully recovered from the Dark Syrup.

Blobby: I guess we’ll see what happens when we meet this High Chancellor guy.

Current Mood: Happy to be home!
Discoveries Made: A bizarro Professor Island

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Blobby Log Day 95

As written by Professor Fliggins in Chapter 6: Isle of Detached Shawnimals > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Late Afternoon; Day 95
Weather: We soar through weather! The clouds are our siblings!
Landscape: Water water everywhere...


DESCEND!We have been flying now for an interminable minute; I wonder how much further until we reach Professor Island.  I am growing impatient and my head is cloudy still from the evil.

Blobby: Hey, ahead, in the water – it’s an island!

PF: Could it be my long-lost home?  Blobby, wave the Professor Island Flag!  We must make sure we are welcomed properly as heroes!   DESCEND!  DESCEND!

Blobby: Aye, Captain?

Roy: That’s not in my job description.

PF: Okay, I SHALL descend… This is so very exciting – my moustache is standing on end!

Moustachia: !

* W H O O O O S H ! ! ! *

PF: Well, admittedly we have been away from the Island for some time, but things do seem different. The pillars must have already been harvested…

Blobby: Perhaps we’re not used to the South coast?

PF: Of course, of course. Continuing descent.

Roy: Something ain’t right… remember the knee?

* k e r – T H U D ! *

PF: Okay, well Professor Island HAS CHANGED. The sand feels like it is made tiny rubber balls, and the trees seem to be… feathers?

Blobby: I don’t think this is Professor Island…

PF: Poppycock!  Professor Island just has trees that have feathers is all…

?: Hey sunshine, those are the Feather Trees.

Strange Monkey Tripod!PF: Hommina-Wha?! Who goes there? From where are you speaking?!

?: Look up, fella…

PF: Well hello there Professor Strange Monkey Tripod!

Blobby: What is this place?

PF: We are on Professor Island, Blobby!  And please call Professor Strange Monkey Tripod “Sir” whence speaking to him!

Strange Monkey Tripod: The name is Vice Chancellor Bingo Clem, and this is the Isle of Detached Shawnimals. For the record, you can call me Bingo Clem – though I am VERY IMPORTANT here.

PF: Ah ha! Well, I am Professor Fliggins, returned home to claim my rightful place as a Discovering Hero Star!  Mousatchia, do not stare at the Professor Clem here, he cannot help that he is so horribly deformed…

Moustachia: This isn’t pwofesso i-wand…

PF: Applesauce!  It is so!

Bingo Clem: Regardless, Mr. Professor Fliggins friend, you are most welcome here on our island. We love new-comers, and I assure you that we who are detached will heap copious levels of hospitality onto your normal-looking head!

PF: Delightful!  I am superbly tickled that I Discovered YOU, SIR!

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Current Mood: Disoriented
Discoveries Made: Bingo Clem!

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