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Blobby Log Day 92

As written by Professor Fliggins in Chapter 5: Ninjatown > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Late Morning; Day 92
Weather: Like the first time I have ever felt the sun!
Landscape: The soon-to-be shrinking huts of Ninjatown.

NOTES:

I am sorry to be running off, Old Master Ninja Man, but if Mr. Demon is going after my beloved home, I must hurry to stop him!

Ol’ Master Ninja: I understand the need to protect one’s home, but you should rest more too.  I don’t think you’re totally healed… mentally.

PF: I will try to rest on the dirigible ride back to sweet Professor Island!  Do you have any tips on how I can continue my meditation?

Ol’ Master Ninja: Well, it seems that all lands have a Mr. Demon of sorts, and you need to make sure you deal with the Mr. Demon inside your fears before you can deal with the Mr. Demon inside your island.  Does that make sense?

PF: Sort of!  But, where is my inner Mr. Demon?  And, for that matter, where is my island?

Ol’ Master Ninja: Well, you had a lot of evil built up in your right elbow.  That is actually how we were able to save you – by focusing the friendship attacks on your evil right elbow.  Consequently, your elbow patch is a little scuffed up. Sorry.

PF: S’alright…

Ol’ Master Ninja: You also mentioned something about the world being like a moving body.  Therefore, if your body is a world, then your right elbow is the Northwest – maybe that’s where Professor Island is!

PF: That does not seem like very sound logic, but it is all I have!  Hurry up, friends – we must fly to the Northwest – the right elbow of the universe!

Blobby: Wasn’t PF talking about his right knee?

PF: Goodbye, Old Master Ninja – your assistance in my life will be measured favorably in the books of History!

Ol’ Master Ninja: No problem!  Just keep up the meditations!

PF: Sure sure!

Roy: Goodbye, Ms. Pink Ninja!  Thank you for saving us!

Pink Ninja: Anytime, sugar beet!

Blobby: Bye, Ninja Consultant!  Thank you for your brave analytics!

Ninja Consultant: Bye now!  I’ll have to sit you all down for your exit interview another day!

Moustachia: Awevadehwchee!

PF: Away!  Mush!  Away!

Current Mood: Ready to go home.
Discoveries Made: The limits of Adventuring!

Hereinto referenced: ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤

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Blobby Log Day 91

As written by Blobby in Chapter 5: Ninjatown > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Morning; Day 91
Weather: Ouchy on my face.
Landscape: A bed?

NOTES:

Blobby: Unh… My face feels like it was passed through the gears of the Professor Island Clocktower…

Roy: You and me both, sister.

PF: Well do not sit there feeling sorry for yourselves, boys – we have Discoveries to Discover!

Blobby: Oh, hey, PF.

Roy: Hey…

PF: Blobby, Roy – when I say something consciously and in character like that, you are supposed to exclaim an exclamation, then run to me for triumphant embraces!

Blobby: Sorry, PF – my face hurts too much…  from the evil purge…

PF: Well, I feel like I deserve triumphant embraces!

Moustachia: MAMA!

PF: *Ooof!* Hello, little Moustachia.  Did you miss your mama?

Moustachia: Oh, TEWIBWY!

PF: Mama missed you too, tiny one.  Your affection levels are QUITE appropriate for the occasion.

Blobby: Ugh.

Ol’ Master Ninja: Ah, good to see you up and moving all!  Welcome back from the brink of darkness!

PF: Thank you, Old Master!

Detox...Ol’ Master Ninja: Now, Professor, because you and Roy here have been extra-infected with the evil Dark Syrup, we are going to have to have you practice all kinds of joyful meditation, to give the last bits of menace the ol’ heave-ho!

PF: Of course!  I certainly still feel a little evil – especially toward my ungrateful compatriots here.

Blobby: What the…

Roy: It’s not worth it, man.

Ol’ Master Ninja: Well, get some rest.  I shall check on you again shortly.

PF: Word up, son!

Blobby: *Sigh…*

Current Mood: Okay, Blobby, I shall resume my Professorial duties reporting in this portion of the log. You have done valiantly while I was under the spell of the Dark Syrup. Thank you, dear friend.
Discoveries Made: The evil depths of my soul!

Hereinto referenced: ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤

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Blobby Log Day 90

As written by Blobby in Chapter 5: Ninjatown > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Morning; Day 90
Weather: Not horrifying.
Landscape: Ol' Master Ninja's dojo.

NOTES:

Ol’ Master Ninja: Okay, little ones.  We’re going to get started right away.  This is probably going to be pretty scary.

Blobby: Like how scary?

Roy: Like terror is a beast and he has you in his jaws, and he’s just shaking and shaking you, side to side, forever and ever and you wish he’d just eat you and get it all done with but he won’t, he just wants to shake you in his mouth forever.

Blobby: Oh.  I would like to leave now.

Ol’ Master Ninja: It’s just a little sheer terror!

Blobby: Are these Medieval face harnesses really necessary?

Ninja Consultant: Hold still!

Blobby: *CRUNCH*

Ninja Consultant: OW!  Ol’ Master, he bit me!  On my only arm!

Blobby: Sorry, it must have been my very deep-rooted survival instinct.

Ol’ Master Ninja: Okay, all ready?

Blobby & Roy: NO!

Ol’ Master Ninja: Pink Ninja, hand me the Syrup.

Pink Ninja: Yes, Sensei.

Blobby: Be cool, man!  Just be cool!

Ol’ Master Ninja: You’ll only be under for a little bit, we just need to link your minds up with Professor Fliggins long enough to find where his main sources of evil are residing.  Then we’ll work to revive you right away.  Here we go…

*B l ooooo p!* *B l oooooi p!*

Blobby: Hey, this isn’t so bad.

Roy: Hmm, yeah.

Blobby: Well, what else you got Ol’ Master Higgaba?  Higgaba!  Bliggit!  BLAGGAM.      BLOOGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA…                 BLOOGBLOOGBLLOGAGAGA!      It’sOKAYgigigibuhbuhbuh…..          0000000000i0i0i.       BRERNP   brern   brern pingpingPINGDING      ding d.i….n.g.    shmashy.  WHERE IS THE ISLAND? >>>><<<<>>>><<<< duhduhduhduhbuhlamlamlam WHERE IS THE EYEDuhduhduh *******                  grapgrapgrapipipi.                     WHERE IS THE ISLAND HE DOESN’T KNOW WHERE IS THE ISLAND ——- in in in ——– xixixixi.iixo.i. ——— 777yyy777 THE ISLAND? our-islands-are-mobile-body-continents, our-bodies-are-mobile-island-land-lands, our-bodies-are-mobile-away-from-the-island-land, our bodies, STUBBLER, our bodies, DEMON, STUBBLER, inside our islands, our knee caps, our polar knee caps, right knee caps, our bodies are knee caps our right polar knee caps, the islands are right mobile knee caps THEANTIDOTETHEANTIDOTE.                     grebgebgrebgeb.

POWP.

POWP.

Powp.

Powp.  Powwwwwwwwww-pssshhhhhhahhhhhh…

*CLUNK thud*

Current Mood: ...
Discoveries Made: ...

Hereinto referenced: ¤ ¤ ¤

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Blobby Log Day 89 (part two)

As written by Blobby in Chapter 5: Ninjatown > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Early Afternoon; Day 89
Weather: Ninjas jumpin' around all over!
Landscape: Jolly sadness assasins everywhere.

NOTES:

Ol’ Master Ninja: Blobby, Roy – welcome!  Now it should be known right off the bat that what I need you to do is NOT SAFE WHATSOEVER.

Blobby: Oh darn.

Ol’ Master Ninja: I’ve been able to discern from the Prof.’s incoherent ramblings that Mr. Demon has made him reveal much information regarding Professor Island’s inner workings and secrets.  Mr. Demon will no doubt attempt to exploit Professor Island’s resources and people, but I am quite certain Fliggins doesn’t know how to get back there.

Roy: So Mr. Demon won’t know how to get there either?

Ol’ Master Ninja: Not immediately, but don’t underestimate the evil ingenuity at his disposal.

PF: *gurgle – I.  Not.  Garbage.  Disposal.  Ungh – slurrrp*

Roy: HOLY CRUD!

Blobby: What’d you do to the Professor?  HE’S GIGANTIC!

PF: *borf*

Ninja Consultant: Well, we’ve been pretty much feeding him Ninja Star Cookies nonstop.

Ol’ Master Ninja: Professor Fliggins has had so much evil Dark Syrup in him for so long, we had to stuff him with the goodest…

PF: *mmph – most good…*

Ol’ Master Ninja: …the most GOODNESS that we had at hand, that being our famous Ninja Star Cookies.

Roy: Man, oh man…

Blobby: How good can they be?

Ninja Consultant: Pretty good.  Four out of five Ol’ Masters recommend them for banishing evil toxins forever.  Here…

Blobby: *crunch.  Chew-crunch-chew.* Okay – that’s pretty tasty, but what do you need from Roy an’ me that’s so dangerous?  [small font] This cookie is making me feel less evil already…[/small font]

Roy: Yeah, I’m not gonna help you feed PF cookies…

Ol’ Master Ninja: Sadly, the cookies are not working.  We need to take more drastic measures.  Blobby, Roy:  I need you to ingest some Dark Syrup.

Roy: Oh forget that noise!

Blobby: Uhhh, yeah, no.  You didn’t see what it did to Roy – he was painting all kinds of scary junk – he was a mess!

Roy: My ink bladders stung from the evil.

Ol’ Master Ninja: I know, I know – but it’s precisely that “scary junk,” as you say, that we need.  As Professor Fliggins’ close friend, Roy was connected to his unconscious mind, and if we can access that more directly in a marriage of image and words, we’ll know where to…

PF: *B U R RRrRrrRRrrP!*

Ol’ Master Ninja: …where to find the evil hiding inside him.  Then we may isolate it and root it out with special friendship attacks.  It’s the only way and we’re running out of time.

Roy: Bogus.

Blobby: Man.  You guys have that antidote, right?  You can keep us from getting as bad as PF ‘cuz it’ll be less than ten days that we’ll be infected… RIGHT?

Ol’ Master Ninja: I mean… probably?  Ninja Consultant?

Ninja Consultant: I’d say it’s about a 50% chance…

Blobby: CRIPES!  I don’t know…

Roy: There’s got to be a better way!

Ol’ Master Ninja: Look, friends – I have tried everything I know and this is our only option left.  I’m sorry.

Blobby: What do you think, Roy?

Roy: Man, it’s like, I really LIKE PF, you know?

Blobby: Me too…

Roy: But in order to do this – I mean, we’d have to LOVE him.

Blobby: Yeah, I thought that…

* CONTEMPLATIVE AND DRAMATIC PAUSE *

Blobby & Roy: Okay, Mr. Ninja.  We’ll do it.

Ol’ Master Ninja: Gentleman, you are more noble than any king I have ever met.  Truly.

Blobby: *Sigh*

Delicious and healthful

Current Mood: A dark and determined love.
Discoveries Made: The limits of friendship extended.

Hereinto referenced: ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤

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Blobby Log Day 89 (part one)

As written by Blobby in Chapter 5: Ninjatown > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Late Morning; Day 89
Weather: Stealthy.
Landscape: Ninjatowny.

NOTES:

Blobby: Man, how long has PF been recuperating with Ol’ Master Ninja?

Roy: *Sigh* I don’t know.

Moustachia: FOWEVEW!

Blobby: …You should really talk to a speech therapist, Moustachia…

Moustachia: Wew, maybe you should tawk to a pwastic suwgeon!

Roy: What’d you say about my mother!

Pink Ninja: GUYS!  Calm down.  You’ve got to be patient – the Professor has been under evil control for so long, it’s going to take a lot of meditation and stuff to get him better.

Blobby, Roy, & Moustachia: UGH.

Moustachia: Ow fwustwation is pawpaboo!

Pink Ninja: Clearly.

?: Greetings, friends.

Pink Ninja: Ninja Consultant!  What have you heard?  How’s the Prof.?

Ninja Consultant: Not good.  I made this graph to represent in a descending wavy line just how bleak it’s getting for the guy.

Moustachia: Wahh!

Blobby: Wow, that’s a great graph…

Ninja Consultant: Thank you.  Ol’ Master Ninja requests the little friends here to come and do what they can.

Roy: What can we do?

Blobby: Yeah, like what does he expect us to do short of drink Dark Syrup ourselves so that we can have our minds meld through the Dark Psychosis that PF is in so we can photopaint and dictate his unconscious thoughts?

Ninja Consultant: Um.  Well.  You better just come with me.

Blobby: Oh darn.

Roy: Way to go, Blobert!

Blobby: Shut up!  I didn’t know…

Pink Ninja: Boys, I’m sure Ol’ Master Ninja would only suggest such a measure if it was totally safe.  Just calm down and go with Ninja Consultant.  I’ll stay here with Moustachia.

Blobby & Roy: Yes’m.

Ninja folk

Current Mood: *Ulp!*
Discoveries Made: A Friendly, One-Armed Fellow...

Hereinto referenced: ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤