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Blobby Log Day 87 (part two)

As written by Professor Fliggins in Chapter 5: Ninjatown > Vol. 1

Timestamp: Afternoon; Day 87
Weather: Better above the Dark Forest than in it.
Landscape: Dark Leaves, Dark Leaves.

NOTES:

Pink Ninja: Wow, I gotta hand it to that Flying Devil, these detachable wings sure are speedy!  Way faster than our levitating Bubble Gum attacks…

Blobby: Yeah, and we need to be fast, PF’s been infected with that Dark Syrup for a while now.  He’s probably havin’ all kinds of freaky nightmares.

Pink Ninja: He’s infected with Dark Syrup!  Oh no!

Blobby: What’s wrong with that?  I mean, didn’t you Ninjas invent a Dark Syrup antidote?  We used it on Roy, and he’s good as new!

Roy: Mostly!

Pink Ninja: Well the antidote only works before the Syrup has had a chance to set in one’s mind for good.  After ten days, they’re usually goners!

Blobby: Goners?!

Pink Ninja: Has it been ten days yet?

Blobby: I dunno!  Oh no!

Roy: Oh no!

Moustachia: Waaaa-aa-aaa!

Pink Ninja: Well let’s hurry, hope isn’t lost yet!

* W O O O O O O O O S H H H ! ! ! *

Current Mood: Newly Anxious!
Discoveries Made: The limits of Dark Syrup Antidote!

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Blobby Log Day 82

As written by Blobby in Chapter 4: Dark Forest > Vol. 1

Timestamp: ...; Day 82
Weather: ...
Landscape: ...

NOTES:

SPLAT!Blobby: Hurry, Moustachia!  Get back here!  Roy’s broken his restraints!

Roy: Yar!

Blobby: He’s shooting his colored inks everywhere!  He’s possessed by the Dark Syrup!

Roy: YAR!  *splat splat*

Moustachia: I’m hewe – soaked in the antidote!

Blobby: Perfect!  Now, drip over Roy’s mouth!

Moustachia: I can’t!  You’w gonna have to wing me out!

Roy: Yar! *splat sploosh* Yar-ar-ar!

Blobby: What?  That’s… gross!

Moustachia: It’s the onwy way!

Roy: Yar, I say! *splooshy splat splat splooshity sploosh!*

Blobby: Okay!  Come here!

Moustachia: OWWWW!

Blobby: AHH!  Sick!

Roy: YA-A-A-A-A-A-R!!!  *KA-BOOM!!!!*

Blobby: Oh my.

Moustachia: *Boo-hoo-hooo*

Roy: Hey guys, how’s it going?  Where’s the Professor?

Current Mood: ...
Discoveries Made: An amazing technicolor nightmare jacket.

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Blobby Log Day 81

As written by Blobby in Chapter 4: Dark Forest > Vol. 1

Timestamp: ...; Day 81
Weather: ...
Landscape: ...

NOTES:

PF: Oweeeee!

Torture SpaBlobby: That Torture Spa sounds pretty brutal.  Mr. Demon’s been working PF over for a while now.  I wish there was something I could do to help, but now that I’m photopainting AND typing the log, I can’t get away.  What am I to do?

Moustachia: I can fwy to get hewp.

Blobby: An adorable proposition, Moustachia, but I couldn’t let you go out alone.  You’re just a baby!

Moustachia: YOU’W the baby!

Flying Devil: Hey checks this out, fellas – I stole some sorta experrymintal-type Dark Syrup anteedote from Ninjatown!

Blobby: ?

Devils: Oh man!  That’s the bizness right there!  How’d you do it?!  How’d you get it?

Flying Devil: I planted cherry bombz in Mount Feroshi so doze dummy-head Ninjas would thunk it was eruptin’!  Thens I snucked into their not-so-secret Anti-Dark Forest dojo and swipeded it while theys wuz all tryin’ ta appease Feroshi the Dino Slug!  I’m the awesomest!

Devils: You sure am!

Blobby: Antidote?!  We must get enough to awaken Roy from his Dark Syrup trance.  Moustachia, do you think you can fly over to soak some up in your whisker body?

Moustachia: You got it, dewd!

Blobby: If we wake up Roy then he can take back his photopainting duties and we’ll run to this Ninjatown place to get help and rescue PF!

PF: Owee-ow-ow!  My goodness!

Current Mood: ...
Discoveries Made: I can't draw!

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Blobby Log Day 80

As written by Blobby in Chapter 4: Dark Forest > Vol. 1

Timestamp: ...; Day 80
Weather: ...
Landscape: ...

NOTES:

Blobby: Man, these photopaintings are really freaking my stuff out.  Roy!  Snap out of it, Roy!

Moustachia: Snap, Woy!

Blobby: I think he’s actually photopainting PF’s nightmares.   Some of these pictures look kinda like Professors from back on the Island, but they’re all freaky Cyclopses.

PF: *grumble I am sorry I left you…*

Blobby: I don’t know…  Roy keeps making these nightmares, I think we’re gonna have to restrain him.  It’s not healthy!

Roy: Yar!

Blobby: Sorry old pal, it’s for your own good!

Flying Devil: Hey, you’s guys, let’s tickle this sleeping turnip!

Devils: Yeah yeah!  Tickle ‘em!

Blobby: Oh no!  PF!

PF: *Tee hee…  grumble grumble…  tee hee hee…  Shame – giggle giggle!*

?: What’s going on here?  Why are you tickling this grumbling mound of burlap?

Flying Devil: Sorries, bozz!  He’s been conked out fer a few days from da Dark Syrup – he fell rights into a big puddle of da stuff when we attacked hiz flyin’ airship here.

Boss: Ah, Dark Syrup… so effective, so evil.  What IS this creature anyway?

Flying Devil: We don’ts knows, but he’s super ticklish!

PF: *Tee hee!  Professor Island!  Take me back, baby!*

Flying Devil: Geez, he keeps mumblin’ and cryin’ bout this ‘professing eye gland’ – it’s pathetic I tell ya!

Boss: Hmmm…  Professor Island?  A whole place full of ingenious airship builders like this?  Surely, this sounds like a land we could invade and exploit.  Bring him into the Torture Spa, underlings – I want to Discover more about this Professor Island.

Mr. Demon?!Devils: Sure thing, Mr. Demon!

Blobby: Oh boy.  I better make a drawing of this Mr. Demon guy while Roy is incapacitated: he seems pretty important!

Moustachia: And ugwy!

Blobby: And ugly, Moustachia.  So ugly.

PF: *Mmph – If you do not cease making me laugh Professor Stubbler then you will make milk burst forth from my nostrils!*

Current Mood: ...
Discoveries Made: Mr. Demon!

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Blobby Log Day 79

As written by Blobby in Chapter 4: Dark Forest > Vol. 1

Timestamp: ...; Day 79
Weather: ...
Landscape: ...

NOTES:

Blobby: Are you okay, Moustachia?

Moustachia: What awe they doing with Mama?

Blobby: The Devils have him tied up in this dank lair.  Luckily, I don’t think they noticed us in the basket of the Dirigible when they dragged us in here.  Let’s just keep still and hopefully we can overhear a way to save Roy and PF.

PF: *mmph Shamey shame!  I left in shameity shame sham sham shame…*

Blobby: Poor, PF — these nightmares are pretty constant.

...Flying Devil: Deez guy’s a real nutball, eh boyz?

Devils: Yeah yeah!  Nutball fer sures!

PF: I am sorry, Professor Ancestors!  I am sorry I am not a Baker!  *Grumble*

Flying Devil: The Dark Syrup really did a numba on this whack-a-mole, he’s tree kinds a’bonkers!  Wait’ll Mr. Demon meets this tube sock!  He’ll do like seven triple takes and be all, “Wha??  What a wingnut!”

Devils: Totes der buddy!  Totes!

PF: No! Get away scaried face Fellow!  I cannot help that I ran away, scaried, monocled face Fellow!  Fellooooow!!!

Current Mood: ...
Discoveries Made: ALL THE SCARY FACE FELLOWS!

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